iPed – The Revolutionary Human Transport System From Apple

[eggman]

What most detractors and Apple haters are calling a bicycle is in fact the most revolutionary offering since the iPad. The iPed is Apples first foray into the ‘green’ market, and Steve Jobs has yet again been able to lead the development of a product that is going to be as ubiquitous as the mobile phone or Starbucks.

The revolutionary iPed enables the owner to use stored energy attained from food, and food-like substances to power the vehicle and go virtually anywhere (given enough time). Some quotes from early testers which consisted mainly of ‘Early Adopters’ (Apple fanboys) are raving about the upcoming release.

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[tracerbullet]

Oh come on already. This is the perfect example of anti-Apple propaganda. The iPad hasn't even been launched and already hateboys are gunning for it.

Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humour

 

[6pack]

lol. nice find.

 

[chiron]

Oh come on already. This is the perfect example of anti-Apple propaganda. The iPad hasn't even been launched and already hateboys are gunning for it.

Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humour

Yeah, this is almost as much of a dead horse as that hitler video.

 

[Gannu]

Fail?

10ch.

 

[Sei]

Nice comments though -

Just like the usb port on the ipad, the seat, handlebars and valve stems will require seperate adaptors. 39.95 each at the apple store. And you cant inflate the tires yourself, you have to call a tech.

I’ve heard the inside dope…that they are also releasing the spring loaded side stand on their app store for true i-ped lovers, worldwide…who just can’t let it lie on the ground while they aren’t around!!! ..Gosh I am so relieved, Finally!

Early Adopters are also raving about the black Jobs-neck shirt that you wear when riding it. These are available for $49.95 at the Apple Store in sizes “waif” and “low BMI.”

I’m going to hold off for a bit. I heard Apple will be releasing an iPed with Dynamic Motion Stabilisers and a Bell in January 2011.

Funny

 

[Nikhil]

iTit- Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Financially, a hell of a squeeze!

I googled for it and realised it is old. I stumbled across this on a friend's facebook profile.

 

[Sei]

^ Priceless

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Oh come on already. This is the perfect example of anti-Apple propaganda. The iPad hasn't even been launched and already hateboys are gunning for it.

Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humour

I think the problem may be that Apple supporters/fanboi's can't gracefully handle criticism or sarcastic comments about Apple products even though they tend to criticize or be sarcastic about other (some times superior ) products in a similar fashion. :bleh:

If MS or some other company had announced a product very similar to iPad, then the Apple fanboi's will be the first to criticize about the very same things that people are ridiculing it for currently.