A Woman's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back (and begs to do more).
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Who knows how to answer "How big is my behind?".
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
A Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back (and begs to do more).
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Who knows how to answer "How big is my behind?".
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
A Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.
Amen.
