Microsoft Board Names Satya Nadella As CEO

[avi]

Nadella: I'm the CEO of ‪Microsoft‬.
Relatives: You didn't get into ‎Infosys‬ ?
Nadella: Don't you know Microsoft? We make ‪‎Windows‬ !
Relatives: You studied so much to end up being a carpenter?
Nadella: Not real windows. We make and sell the Windows software.
Relatives: People buy windows software ? We thought it's open source and available on all torrent websites.
Nadella: That's piracy !
Relatives: No, it's 'windows'. What kind of a CEO are you?
Nadella: I'm the CEO of Microsoft. Not just windows.
Relatives: Oh Ok. Bring us ipods and iPhones when you come here.
Nadella: Ah forget it.

Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Aur Beta, kya kar rhe ho aajkal?"
Nadella : Kuch nahi Aunty, bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana.
Aunty :"Acha hai, humara Golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya.Tumne nahi apply kiya tha TCS mein?"
Nadella : No Thanks. Ok Bye.

 

[booo]

Bing is fantastic for *ahem* searches (if you set your region to US). ........ or so a "friend" says.....

its being discussed in reddit and even I came to know about it. bing is a really good porn video searcher.

 

[iPwnz]

bing is a really good porn video searcher.

ty for the information. LOL