Spacescreamer
Innovator
Mrs Gilmore lived in on the scotman's lane in ireland. She had her house situated in a very intresting situation .. being place between neighbours, both having the same surname .. Symonds.
One day in the mkt.. she met a frnd of hers from the opposite lane who happened to ask if she had payed her condolence to her neighbour who had happend to unfortunately lost his wife.
Which one ? Mrs Gimore asked.. Oh the one on the right .. Symonds..
Lil did she realised.. her right was her left..
and on her way back .. she bumped into the wrong Mr Symonds..
"Oh i am so sorry Mr Symonds.. i just came to kno abt what fate she has met that .."
"Hw did the end came ..??"
This Symonds had the misfortune of loosing his fishing boat a week back .. and connected her reference wid that incident..
Oh that .. Replied Mr Symonds wid a few less creases than what Mrs Gilmore had xpctd..
"Well .. she went down the lake.. drowned in it lake last sunday ...And to be frank Mrs Gilmore.. i am quite happy to hv got rid of her."
Mrs Gilmore was astounded..
She asked "Why wud u say that Mr Symonds "
"Oh She was quite a pain in the neck u kno , a real tease she was .. she kept askin for so mch mch more wot i had decided on her budget b4 i got her here."
"And u kno .. every second sunday wen i wanted to take her out .. i had to think twice hw it is gonna be .."
"She had this air of devil abt her always u kno .."
Mrs Gilmore had her eyeballs coming out of their socket by now..
"Oh and ya ..
She had a hole at the bottom which kept bigger each time i used her ..
that was quite concerning u see.. Happy that its over finally .. "
Hearing Upon this.. Mrs Gimore Fainted .. !
One day in the mkt.. she met a frnd of hers from the opposite lane who happened to ask if she had payed her condolence to her neighbour who had happend to unfortunately lost his wife.
Which one ? Mrs Gimore asked.. Oh the one on the right .. Symonds..
Lil did she realised.. her right was her left..
and on her way back .. she bumped into the wrong Mr Symonds..
"Oh i am so sorry Mr Symonds.. i just came to kno abt what fate she has met that .."
"Hw did the end came ..??"
This Symonds had the misfortune of loosing his fishing boat a week back .. and connected her reference wid that incident..
Oh that .. Replied Mr Symonds wid a few less creases than what Mrs Gilmore had xpctd..
"Well .. she went down the lake.. drowned in it lake last sunday ...And to be frank Mrs Gilmore.. i am quite happy to hv got rid of her."
Mrs Gilmore was astounded..
She asked "Why wud u say that Mr Symonds "
"Oh She was quite a pain in the neck u kno , a real tease she was .. she kept askin for so mch mch more wot i had decided on her budget b4 i got her here."
"And u kno .. every second sunday wen i wanted to take her out .. i had to think twice hw it is gonna be .."
"She had this air of devil abt her always u kno .."
Mrs Gilmore had her eyeballs coming out of their socket by now..
"Oh and ya ..
She had a hole at the bottom which kept bigger each time i used her ..
that was quite concerning u see.. Happy that its over finally .. "
Hearing Upon this.. Mrs Gimore Fainted .. !