Oxymorons

[satanofgamers]

Well lets see how this works out

All you have to do is continue with the last word of my oxymoron here WITH ANOTHER OXYMORON

try and be as funny as you can

HERES SOMETHING TO START WITH

HONESTY-POLITICIANS :bleh:

 

[tracerbullet]

to be a grammatician, honesty politicians is not an oxymoron! The correct usage is "honest politicians"

Anyway here goes: political rules!

 

[Yamaraj]

Virtual reality is an old, but precise one.

 

[R3D-D3V1L]

Deafening silence!

Know its not as per the rules of the game, but I like this one..

 

[Private Ryan]

Pretty ugly...eh?

 

[nukeu666]

thanda cold drink?

 

[Private Ryan]

^^Hinglish?? thts blasphemy....:lol:

 

[Rave]

eerrm Blinding light ?

 

[Private Ryan]

Lol..i read this somewhr a few days back..dont know if it counts as an oxymoron..

Windows XP (Extreme performance)....:rofl:

 

[Yamaraj]

"Artificial Intelligence" is another.

 

[chic_magnet]

Microsoft works (Their software package i think)

PS - chk out FE, there is a thread there a huge one on oxymorons.

 

[F-0ccY]

Nothing is impossible.

 

[zhopudey]

Not actually an oxymoron, but have you noticed the fastest moving thing in any office is stationery?

 

[Private Ryan]

^^Lol..good one zhops..

Btw, i got one in hindi...its from a song actually...

"Geela Geela Pani.." ....:lol:

 

[MAGNeT]

Partly pregnant

Larger half

deafening silence

corporate ethics

some of my collections..lol

 

[Eazy]

false positive

half dead

 

[Params7]

true lies

(10 char)

 

[Tony Montana]

Soft rock

Political science

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Ethical hackers

Government organization

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen!" -- William Shakespeare, Macbeth

 

[Tony Montana]

hehe... forgot my signature

I always tell the truth .... even when i am lying

 

[Eazy]

a fine mess