the phone is ringing........... ring ring
the phone is ringing.............................. ring ring
the phone is ringing.................. ring ring
the phone is ringing.......................... ring ring
wat do u do? ? ? ?
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u pick up the phone....
q: What can you eat for breakfast on a plane ?
a: Plain dosa.
one guy goes to a bar and tell the bartender he can bite his left eye. The bartender says no way and bets $1000 dollars. He removes his stone left eye and bites it. The bartender gives him $1000. Then he says he can bite his right eye too.. The bartender knows he cant be blind. so he bets another $1000. He removes his dentures and bites his right eye...
A Scott is walking down the street in London on a windy day.
A woman is walking down the street toward him when suddenly the wind blows her dress up. Astonishingly, she is not wearing undies.
The scott, trying to sound as English as possible, says to her, "A bit (h)airy, isn't it?"
The woman scowls and replies angrily, "What did you expect, feathers?"
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha...
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha...
Raste pe gaya to Khidki mein koi nahin tha!!!!
Ek bar premika ke dwar par janab galib susu karte pakde jane par bole:
"tere ishq ne mujhe itna dukhi kiya, kambakhat aasuuon ne bhi apna rasta badal diya"
wht is the similarity between the front of a WOMAN and the back of a COW..
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....the letter W
one day james bond goes toa paanwala to have paan.
he askes the paanwala how much does a paan cost...the paanwala replies .."paanch rupaya bhaiya"...bond takes out 2.50 bucks and gives it to the guy...in return the paanwala says.."aur dhayee rupaye kahaan hai bhai.."...to this bond says..
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"dhayee another day" ]
A sardarji opens a car service center. It has the latest equipment and world class service and located at a prime spot. Still no one, and i mean not a single customer comes to that center. Why?
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'cos the center was on the first floor
one day micky and donald were sitting jobless and had nothing to do...since they were getting so bored donald decided he will recite RAMAYANA to micky....so he started reciting all the verses...after some 5 hours donald finishes...he is really tired...the he wants to know whether micky was paying attention or not...he askes who was ram...micky dosent reply...donald askes again...still no reply...donald becomes very angry at this n throws micky on the wall....soon after being thrashed against the wall micky starts reciting the whole story all the verses....how...?
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.when donald threw micky on to the wall he became wallmicky(valmiki)....
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