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It's a small world -- unless you gotta walk home.
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Pentium - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
Bush - Beat Up Saddam Hussein.
Clinton - Come Lewinsky, I Need To Oral Now.
Once an elephant was walking through the jungle when a thorn got suck in its foot. It was in great pain and wanted it removed at any cost. It asked an ant passing by to remove it.
The ant said,"I will do it only if u agree to let me screw u afterwards".
The elephant was totally confused but it was in great pain and agree to it. The ant removed the thorn and started to screw the elephant. Just then a monkey dropped a coconut on the elephants head. The elephant cried," OUCH!!"
The ant said, 'Am i hurting u dear!!'
wat did the writer do when he felt cold?
he put a quote.
why did james bond go to the moon....
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.
.
.
.
.
.
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...because the world is not enough
ok this one is a very old pj...there are 3 rats who are brothers...they get separated in their childhood....after some 5 years they meet coincidently...by this time 2 rats become very healthy and fat while the last remains very thin....the thinner rat askes the first one ...man how come u are so healthy...he replies i was in ambani's house ...i used to get alot of butter ...i used to have that and i became fat...the same question is asked to the second rat...he replies i as in cheez factory so i constatnly used to have cheez...then the other 2 rats ask how come ur so thin man....the thinner rat repliesi smoke ciggie alot so im very thin.....then suddenly a cat comes out of no where and eats te 2 fat rats,looka at the thin rat and leavs him....at this pint the thin rat says...."HUM RED & WHITE PEENE WALO KI BAAT HEE KUCH AUR HAI..."...(punchline of red & white ciggie)..
Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street!
old sad pj: why was 6 afraid of 7?
coz 7 8 9.
Once in 1971 india-pakistan war, full firing... indian soldiers dying... general doesnt know wat to do... one soldier gets up, puts newly made british mosquito net and runs across the border, kills all pakistani soldiers and comes back.. general asks "how come u didnt get hit?" he replies "one mosquito cant pass thru this, wat bullet will pass?". everyone happy.
again 1975 war. same situation. all soldiers wear indian-made low quality mosquito net.. bullets pass, many die. general again worried. again another soldier comes. removes all clothes, and runs across the border. kills all pakistani soldiers. comes back. general asks how is it possible for him not gettin hit? he replies "if no mosquito net so wat? i applied Odomos"
Once upon a time .....
infact even b4 time began....
there was this guy who wanted to show something to his wife on the tv during the afternoon.... so he gets the tv to the terrace of his home and calls her there.... he then starts telling her to look at the tv and the sun alternatively..... what was he trying to do??
He wanted her to watch Sun TV.... hehehehe
In kargil war, fierce fightin was goin on near an outpost.. there were 2 indian soldiers and three paki soldiers. The indians had only 2 bullets.
So they shouted,"Look aishwarya is comin in a chopper". A paki popped his head out to look an promptly got shot. The indians again shouted,"Look bipasha is comin in a chopper". Again a paki popped his head out and got shot.
Now there were no bullets and one paki to kill. The indians shouted," Look masky is comin in a chopper"
The Paki shot himself
Y r girls called chicks??????
can u guesss??
bcoz they r 'Hen'-makkalu!!!!!!!!
True bravery is to arrive at home, fully drunk, after a late night out, wife waiting with broom and you ask: " honey are you still cleaning ? "
Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
according to google The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42
james bond came to india and met an auto driver............."names bond.......james bond............james to u"......... the auto driver looked at him and said " names subramanium.........balasubramanium...........balls to u"
Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I
think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma?"
"Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
"Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I ! know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
More PJs coming soon
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Pentium - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
Bush - Beat Up Saddam Hussein.
Clinton - Come Lewinsky, I Need To Oral Now.
Once an elephant was walking through the jungle when a thorn got suck in its foot. It was in great pain and wanted it removed at any cost. It asked an ant passing by to remove it.
The ant said,"I will do it only if u agree to let me screw u afterwards".
The elephant was totally confused but it was in great pain and agree to it. The ant removed the thorn and started to screw the elephant. Just then a monkey dropped a coconut on the elephants head. The elephant cried," OUCH!!"
The ant said, 'Am i hurting u dear!!'
wat did the writer do when he felt cold?
he put a quote.
why did james bond go to the moon....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...because the world is not enough
ok this one is a very old pj...there are 3 rats who are brothers...they get separated in their childhood....after some 5 years they meet coincidently...by this time 2 rats become very healthy and fat while the last remains very thin....the thinner rat askes the first one ...man how come u are so healthy...he replies i was in ambani's house ...i used to get alot of butter ...i used to have that and i became fat...the same question is asked to the second rat...he replies i as in cheez factory so i constatnly used to have cheez...then the other 2 rats ask how come ur so thin man....the thinner rat repliesi smoke ciggie alot so im very thin.....then suddenly a cat comes out of no where and eats te 2 fat rats,looka at the thin rat and leavs him....at this pint the thin rat says...."HUM RED & WHITE PEENE WALO KI BAAT HEE KUCH AUR HAI..."...(punchline of red & white ciggie)..
Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street!
old sad pj: why was 6 afraid of 7?
coz 7 8 9.
Once in 1971 india-pakistan war, full firing... indian soldiers dying... general doesnt know wat to do... one soldier gets up, puts newly made british mosquito net and runs across the border, kills all pakistani soldiers and comes back.. general asks "how come u didnt get hit?" he replies "one mosquito cant pass thru this, wat bullet will pass?". everyone happy.
again 1975 war. same situation. all soldiers wear indian-made low quality mosquito net.. bullets pass, many die. general again worried. again another soldier comes. removes all clothes, and runs across the border. kills all pakistani soldiers. comes back. general asks how is it possible for him not gettin hit? he replies "if no mosquito net so wat? i applied Odomos"
Once upon a time .....
infact even b4 time began....
there was this guy who wanted to show something to his wife on the tv during the afternoon.... so he gets the tv to the terrace of his home and calls her there.... he then starts telling her to look at the tv and the sun alternatively..... what was he trying to do??
He wanted her to watch Sun TV.... hehehehe
In kargil war, fierce fightin was goin on near an outpost.. there were 2 indian soldiers and three paki soldiers. The indians had only 2 bullets.
So they shouted,"Look aishwarya is comin in a chopper". A paki popped his head out to look an promptly got shot. The indians again shouted,"Look bipasha is comin in a chopper". Again a paki popped his head out and got shot.
Now there were no bullets and one paki to kill. The indians shouted," Look masky is comin in a chopper"
The Paki shot himself
Y r girls called chicks??????
can u guesss??
bcoz they r 'Hen'-makkalu!!!!!!!!
True bravery is to arrive at home, fully drunk, after a late night out, wife waiting with broom and you ask: " honey are you still cleaning ? "
Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
according to google The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42
james bond came to india and met an auto driver............."names bond.......james bond............james to u"......... the auto driver looked at him and said " names subramanium.........balasubramanium...........balls to u"
Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I
think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma?"
"Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
"Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I ! know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
More PJs coming soon
XTerminator
Forerunner
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Code:
Now there were no bullets and one paki to kill. The indians shouted," [b]Look masky is comin with a chopper[/b]"
The Paki shot himselfwell...thats what i read it as the first time
There were 3 guyd called Somebody, Nobody and Crazy. They were close friends. One day, there was a fight between them and Nobody got killed. So Crazy calls up the cops and says, " Sir, i want to report a murder. Somebody killed Nobody!!!".
The cop is pissed off and asks,"Are u crazy!!!"
And Crazy says," Yes sir i am..."
A really yucky PJ. I know, I know :yes:
A man enters a bakery and orders a cake; but he returns it back and asked for a cold drink instead. He drinks it and begins to leave without paying.
Owner:"You've not paid for the cold drink."
"But I gave you the cake in exchange for it."
"You didn't pay for that either."
"But I didn't eat it".
What similar things would you want in your coffee and girl friend?
> > Should be hot
> > Should be rich
> > Should be creamy
> > Should be able to keep you awake all night!!!
colin goes to his boss and demands a raise
" why should i givw u a raise?"
" cause i know everybody and will be excellent as PR"
" ok i know u are popular but u cant know everybody"
" but i do , name anybody"
" ok ,do u know tom cruise"
" sure i do" and the hope on a plane to hollywood and knock on toms door........ he sees colin and is really happy and invites them for lunch.....
" ok not bad but do u kno bill clinton?"
"sure i do" and they land in washington and have tea with clinton...
" ok ok do u know the pope?"
they jump on a jet and fly to rome where the boss is made to wait outside and only colin is allowed to meet the pope........" dont worry i will get him out on to that balcony. u just wait here" says colin
as colin and the pope come out to the balcony they see that the boss has fainted
colin rushes down and asks what happend
" while u and the pope came out a man came up to me and asked me ' Who the #### is that standin next to colin!!!'"
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: BONGANI, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: BONGANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: BONGANI, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BONGANI: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: BONGANI, give me a sentence starting
with "I".
BONGANI: I is...
TEACHER: No, BONGANI. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
BONGANI: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BONGANI: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just
like that at home.
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
BONGANI: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: BONGANI, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
BONGANI: A teacher.
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat, dead!
"Bad dog! BAD DOG!" said the panicked man.
He couldn't bring himself to tell his nieghbor what happened, so he decided to clean it up and leave it on the neighbor's porch. He took the cat into the bathroom and washed off all the blood and dirt. It took him forever, he had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned. He brushed it's beautiful white fur, blow dried it, and put it's collar back on. Since it was so dark, he snuck into the neighbor's yard, and laid the cat down on the porch, in front of the door.
The next day, he was on his way to the car to go to work and his nieghbor was outside.
"Hi," he said.
"Hi," replied Jim, nervously.
His neighbor said, "Something weird happened last night."
"Oh yeah? What's that," asked Jim, sweating now.
"Well, my cat died yesterday, and we buried him, and this morning he was lying on my front porch!"
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Office enviorment, boss having meeting with subordinates.
Boss: whoz takin the minutes of this meeting.
Vikram: sir, it's been 45 minutes.
4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows !
Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option.
Disconnect the mouse from that PC Take that mouse carefully and connect it to the other PC where u want to copy that file
And try to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
ok wht do u get when u pass SRIDEVI thru a NOT gate(pls refer logical gates frm the engg syllabus)....
u get TABU...why?....heres the ans...
when u pass A SIGNL A thru Not gate u get A-Bar as the out put....now Sridevi is chandani...so when u pass Chandani Thru a not gate u get Chandani_Bar...
a plane full of tourists is losin power........... a sardar uses his turban as a parachute and jumps off.......... followin his eg a monk uses his robe and jumps..........a lady uses her skirt and jump......... the last to jump off is an american........ his bermudas are torn and tattered so he starts fallin much faster than the rest........he passes the sardar
" sala race lagatha he!!!' and he lets go of the turban!!!
more PJs coming soon
The cop is pissed off and asks,"Are u crazy!!!"
And Crazy says," Yes sir i am..."
A really yucky PJ. I know, I know :yes:A man enters a bakery and orders a cake; but he returns it back and asked for a cold drink instead. He drinks it and begins to leave without paying.
Owner:"You've not paid for the cold drink."
"But I gave you the cake in exchange for it."
"You didn't pay for that either."
"But I didn't eat it".
What similar things would you want in your coffee and girl friend?
> > Should be hot
> > Should be rich
> > Should be creamy
> > Should be able to keep you awake all night!!!
colin goes to his boss and demands a raise
" why should i givw u a raise?"
" cause i know everybody and will be excellent as PR"
" ok i know u are popular but u cant know everybody"
" but i do , name anybody"
" ok ,do u know tom cruise"
" sure i do" and the hope on a plane to hollywood and knock on toms door........ he sees colin and is really happy and invites them for lunch.....
" ok not bad but do u kno bill clinton?"
"sure i do" and they land in washington and have tea with clinton...
" ok ok do u know the pope?"
they jump on a jet and fly to rome where the boss is made to wait outside and only colin is allowed to meet the pope........" dont worry i will get him out on to that balcony. u just wait here" says colin
as colin and the pope come out to the balcony they see that the boss has fainted
colin rushes down and asks what happend
" while u and the pope came out a man came up to me and asked me ' Who the #### is that standin next to colin!!!'"
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: BONGANI, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: BONGANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: BONGANI, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BONGANI: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: BONGANI, give me a sentence starting
with "I".
BONGANI: I is...
TEACHER: No, BONGANI. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
BONGANI: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BONGANI: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just
like that at home.
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
BONGANI: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: BONGANI, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
BONGANI: A teacher.
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat, dead!
"Bad dog! BAD DOG!" said the panicked man.
He couldn't bring himself to tell his nieghbor what happened, so he decided to clean it up and leave it on the neighbor's porch. He took the cat into the bathroom and washed off all the blood and dirt. It took him forever, he had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned. He brushed it's beautiful white fur, blow dried it, and put it's collar back on. Since it was so dark, he snuck into the neighbor's yard, and laid the cat down on the porch, in front of the door.
The next day, he was on his way to the car to go to work and his nieghbor was outside.
"Hi," he said.
"Hi," replied Jim, nervously.
His neighbor said, "Something weird happened last night."
"Oh yeah? What's that," asked Jim, sweating now.
"Well, my cat died yesterday, and we buried him, and this morning he was lying on my front porch!"
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Office enviorment, boss having meeting with subordinates.
Boss: whoz takin the minutes of this meeting.
Vikram: sir, it's been 45 minutes.
4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows !
Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option.
Disconnect the mouse from that PC Take that mouse carefully and connect it to the other PC where u want to copy that file
And try to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
ok wht do u get when u pass SRIDEVI thru a NOT gate(pls refer logical gates frm the engg syllabus)....
u get TABU...why?....heres the ans...
when u pass A SIGNL A thru Not gate u get A-Bar as the out put....now Sridevi is chandani...so when u pass Chandani Thru a not gate u get Chandani_Bar...
a plane full of tourists is losin power........... a sardar uses his turban as a parachute and jumps off.......... followin his eg a monk uses his robe and jumps..........a lady uses her skirt and jump......... the last to jump off is an american........ his bermudas are torn and tattered so he starts fallin much faster than the rest........he passes the sardar
" sala race lagatha he!!!' and he lets go of the turban!!!
more PJs coming soon
XTerminator
Forerunner
Ha Ha nice Pj guyz :clap: , here's my share :lol::lol::lol:
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst 1!)
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)
Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched the Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)
Now Guyz can you tell me what comes after nagpanchmi 
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst 1!)
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)
Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched the Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)
Now Guyz can you tell me what comes after nagpanchmi
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