Pregnancy.

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A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for
two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a
pregnancy test. The test is positive.

Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the b*stard
that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living
room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy
is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank
account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You'll do her againâ€!!!!!!!!
 
sorry guys, maybe i'm a bit off on feelings and stuff.

the mods may delete this thread if they wish.
 
no need to feel dwn google dude..

urs hv been awesome posts here.. this one isnt the kind which wd be appreciated by all ..

Lets say this is like australia .. all kno its there.. bt very few gonna be looking at it twice..
all these are part of the parcel .. take it into ur stride..

posts shd be there.. which wd inspire u to get back to the old performance level which u hv set up for urself ..
We all do open ur posts wid the notion "Oh .. Google has posted another joke .. this ought to be good.. "

keep em comin .. no need to curb or hold back any of ur posts.. :cheers:
 
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