Rajnikanth SMS's !

he can get speed of 10 mbps on a dial up connection !!

he can burn blue ray discs on a dvd writer

He can ultra compress data i.e he can reduce 100 gb data to just 100 mb

he can make a car fly and run a helicopter in the sea
 
Recently Rajni's movie ROBOT was released. It was reviewed by TOI. Rajni gave TOI 4 stars.

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The film anaconda was shot in Rajnikant's underwear
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Rajnikant was in a good mood one day and sent someone a funny SMS about himself....

And now you have them choking up the web and cell networks.

Why?

"Naan oru thadavai sonna......

.....nooru thadavai sonna mathiri"
 
NASA CLOSED............RAJNIKANTH BROUGHT ALL D ROCKETS FOR DIWAL!!!

Once RAJNIKANT told to a lady...BE GOOD and.....that lady became MOTHER TERESSA

WHILE HAVING HUKKAH RAJNIKANT BLEW A RING.....THAT RING IS NOW THE RING OF SATURN

When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! :p :p :p
 
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lolz :p .....
 
Once Rajnikant went to U.S and met Pamela Anderson. He got desperate so he went to relive himself in a building and did for few minutes. Today that building is called..

WHITE HOUSE
 
Once Rajni had hit a goat hard who used to to sing very badly near his house

the goat died after a year and was Reborn as................................................................. Justin bieber
 
^ Can't use the 'international' Himesh Reshammiya term anymore. Last heard, Himesh is working on his launching his 'international' album across 22 countries :D
 
Again posting, public must have missed coz of last post on previous page..

Once Rajnikant went to U.S and met Pamela Anderson. He got desperate so he went to relive himself in a building and did for few minutes. Today that building is called..

WHITE HOUSE
 
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