Rate the Last Movie You Saw...

Delhi belly 8.5 /10

Super movie must watch

Watched hinglish version although there were no hindi dialogues ,fully english

It was like an hollywood movie without songs and interval

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Yup same thing happened with me kungfu panda 2 was a nice movie but i did't like it much as 3d quality was bad at fame

I think pvr has best 2d and 3d quality in mumbai

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I am Optimus Prime, and I am here to bore you. With kick-ass CGI massively let down by pathetic dialogue, bad acting, tons of senseless shouting and screaming, poor action sequences, a story that is crap and a hot-yet-something-weird-about-her-almost-supermodel bimbo replacing the other eye-candy, my Autobot friends, Decepticon co-conspirators, and I are here to utterly bore you. We are on Earth, and boring everyone to death. To all our brothers hiding among the stars, please don't watch our latest foray into Hollywood, because Michael Bay and all of us will surely let you down.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 4/10

Ruined all the more by crappy 3D. I swear to God I don't want 3D. I would have been happy watching brighter colors in the 2D version and not having this disorientating headache. Screw you Michael Bay.
 
As said earlier also not all 3D movies are bad. I watched the same Kung Fu Panda 2 and it was Awesome with bright colors.

3D viewing experience matters on where you watch. Some theaters may have implemented 3D technology poorly just for the sake of 3d and that's when the movie sucks.

I watched Tangled, Megamind, Avatar, Piranha, Tron, Kung Fu Panda all in 3D. Except Piranha all the others were good.
 
Transformers 3 - 3/10 (Not a mistake that the two 3s are coming together)

Name cud have well been:-

Michael Bay presents.. from his Recycle Bay - Transformers 3

Or

Transformers 3 - Revenge of Michael Bay

Seems like Michael Bay made a movie to prove that Part 2 of the franchise wasnt bad. THIS one is. Just a way to get back at his critics.

The Sultry Fox was pulled out of the franchise and Michael Bay must have been thinking - 'No.. thats not gonna stop me from bringing in the screams.. No Miss Huntington, not just yet. Step up Mr Labeouf.. You will be screamin yourself crazy.. whether there is a time for it or not. You anyways have either been just running for your life or holding the chicks. We ll Add another dimension to your role'.

No acting, no sensible action sequence, no substance.. just plain ride the wave of the franchise's interest.

Once it started.. 30 mins into it and i wanted the ordeal to end asap. Dont wanna remember the movie in any manner.

Only thing i can say is that, its times like these which justify the leeching of movies from the net.

Again.. 3/10
 
Blame Phoenix for it. (Poor lad is devastated himself. Leaning languidly against staircase in KFC and maybe murmuring.. Why me..? )
I was dead against the movie, but then his idea it was and i thought okay, going by the reviews it has been generating.. this aint gonna look any good on LCD even in HD. Just gonna go to watch it on a big screen for the 15 mins of 'paisa wasool'.

Those 15 mins never came.
 
Green Lantern - 3/5

Transformers 3 - 3.5/5....great CGI effects, crap movie, they tried to put in a story but its full of more holes than a slice of swiss cheese. On top of that MB stretched this one for over 2.5 hrs, seems the 3 hrs of agony of the second movie wasnt enough.

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Pirates 4 - 2/5 .....the low rating coz the movie doesnt have any charm of the earlier movies, and also coz i had to watch this movie twice.

Kungfu Panda 2 - 4/5 nice movie, enjoyable but i am docking 0.5 points coz had to watch it twice.
 
ok.. I just watched Transformers 3.

I remember watching the first Transformers movie and being overwhelmed by its awesome storyline and breathtaking special effects, and did I mention it had robots! I found it to be the perfect blend of style and substance, accompanied with well written characters and a thought out script (At least at that time). So I went to the second part with colossal expectations. I was disappointed. The second movie opened my mind a bit though; I began to understand how Michael Bay’s movies work. By the time I finished the third film, I had completely lost my appetite for his movies and now find myself questioning why I liked the first movie in the first place! So here goes his latest Transformers movie:

<rant>
Gargantuan action sequences, explosions, hot chicks (nothing more than play things running hither-skither), big ass robots, some more explosions, moronic human leaders, moronic robot leaders, even more explosions, raped physics, clichéd dialogues, plot less storylines, and my 15 dollars :(!
</rant>

Oh did I forget to mention this time it was all in 3D too :P. To be fair I did somewhat enjoy the movie, although I suspect it was more due to the fact that I had stopped caring within the first ten minutes.

I won’t mention the plot summary, as I find myself incapable of comprehending a story anywhere in-between those numerous explosions. (And it’s less typing for me too!) I hope you read this in time and are able to lay off the disappointment and self blame that you could be susceptible to after you have watched the film. Just do something else with your time (like staring at a wall). But who cares, the movie had thrilling special effects…

Transformers 1 >> Transformers 2 >>>>>>>>>> Torture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Transformers 3 :facepalm:
 
theDemonHunter said:
ok.. I just watched Transformers 3.

I remember watching the first Transformers movie and being overwhelmed by its awesome storyline and breathtaking special effects, and did I mention it had robots! I found it to be the perfect blend of style and substance, accompanied with well written characters and a thought out script (At least at that time). So I went to the second part with colossal expectations. I was disappointed. The second movie opened my mind a bit though; I began to understand how Michael Bay’s movies work. By the time I finished the third film, I had completely lost my appetite for his movies and now find myself questioning why I liked the first movie in the first place! So here goes his latest Transformers movie:

<rant>

Gargantuan action sequences, explosions, hot chicks (nothing more than play things running hither-skither), big ass robots, some more explosions, moronic human leaders, moronic robot leaders, even more explosions, raped physics, clichéd dialogues, plot less storylines, and my 15 dollars :(!

</rant>

Oh did I forget to mention this time it was all in 3D too :P. To be fair I did somewhat enjoy the movie, although I suspect it was more due to the fact that I had stopped caring within the first ten minutes.

I won’t mention the plot summary, as I find myself incapable of comprehending a story anywhere in-between those numerous explosions. (And it’s less typing for me too!) I hope you read this in time and are able to lay off the disappointment and self blame that you could be susceptible to after you have watched the film. Just do something else with your time (like staring at a wall). But who cares, the movie had thrilling special effects…

Transformers 1 >> Transformers 2 >>>>>>>>>> Torture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Transformers 3 :facepalm:
Ok... This thread is "Rate the last movie you saw" and not "Rape the last movie you saw" :P

j/k. Thanks for the heads-up. You freed up my weekend ;)
 
Delhi Belly - 8/10

The plot doesn't have much anything in it. It's all about the dialogues. Quite a few people might not find humor in the abusing.

But overall it's really great tp.
 
Transformers 3 : Dark of The Moon - 5/10.

Yep. I didn't like it. Not one bit. And I am quite happy to see a lot of people here who share my sentiment on this movie. Yes, the 3D effects are good, and this movie hasn't been shot in the dark unlike POTC : OST(3/10). So you can actually make out what's going on. But nevertheless, the story is more full of holes than a n00b riddled with bullets from a heavy's machine gun in TF2, the acting is just useless, and the whole oh-no-the-Autobots-got-blown-up-by-the-Decepticons-in-that-space-shuttle was just plain moronic. I mean, what moron came up with that idea!

I was very impressed with the reviews on IMDB, almost all the reviews praised this one till no end. But then I realized that all those were pre-release reviews by snooty critics who were probably paid up or something to write good stuff. After finishing the show, I came back home and the first thing I did was log back into IMDB and check for fresh reviews. And boy was I happy! Pre-release, the movie had all good reviews praising Michael Bay for making an outstanding film with an excellent plot and matured characters and stuff. After release though, each and every review says the same thing. Good SFX, bad acting and a weak plot.

One time watch - That's what it's worth. Nothing else :no:
 
viralbug said:
Delhi Belly - 8/10

The plot doesn't have much anything in it. It's all about the dialogues. Quite a few people might not find humor in the abusing.

But overall it's really great tp.
did you go for the only hindi or english version ?

its becoming a must watch movie now

shit did happen to the other movie - BHT BAAP :)
 
went for the first show of Delhi Belly today. saw it in Hindi.
it looked like the 'gaalis' were stuffed more than it needed in the movie. Some scenes were not required at all. Plot was ok, not too bad, not too good.
Basically the movie is made in english, hindi version is just the dubbed version.

My rating - 4/10.
 
Delhi belly(Hinglish version) (9/10)- I always used to wonder whether Bollywood had it in it to produce hangover kinda film. This is hindi cinema hangover movie. Must watch. Direction is top notch. Its adults only movie because of dialogues and some of the scene are indicative of sex. Swear words flow throughout the movie like booze. Amir khan deserves credit for producing such movies. Don't even think about watching this movie with your parents. I would have given it 10/10. Some of the scenes are disgusting to watch . So -1 for making me watch those scenes. I will always make it a point that I dont miss any movies directed or produced by amir khan. The opening scene is reminiscent of scene in hangover 2,when they wake up in a house in bangkok.
 
Delhi Belly - Strong 8.5/10 :

Unfortunately(or fortunately ?) my hall played the hindi dubbed version , and my review is based on that.

The movie is about 3 flatmates and the crazy events they become a part of. The story that unfolds over 1 and half hour is not groundbreaking as such, but it is good enough to keep you interested.

What works for the movie is the tight editing and the seamless story telling. No shot was wasted on romance or drama or songs(except the hilarious 'Ja Churail' number and the end item dance) or anything that is not related to the plot.

The movie never drags and once it gets rolling, it has one good scene after the another.

The movie is filled with abusive language (but not forced) and there are few in-you-face sexual references in the movie. Not recommended to go on a first data (saw a couple leaving within 5 mins :P ) .

But even if you take that shock value out, the movie has enough content to leave a mark on you. The movie is full of hilarious scenes and some bizarre moments that will bring the house down. (except few toilet/fart sound jokes which I did not like, but the audience liked it ).

The assembled cast was pretty good and every one played their part perfectly. Much of the humor comes from the right comic timing and dialogue delivery, which was well done.

Imran Khan acted well and the sidekicks play their parts perfectly. The heroins (dunno their name :P, too lazy to google) acted decently too. The villain was a bit stereotypical but it was always fun when he was on screen.Well played part.

The movie never takes itself seriously and nor should the viewer . Although a lot of crazy things happen in the movie, there is a realism vibe to it, much like the vibe 'Ye Saali Zindagi' (another excellent movie) had in it .

Credit goes to the writers too, for not treating the audience like idiots and for providing them with some interesting moments and a lot of laughter.

The movie is not flawless or nor does it achieve all the things it wanted to. But it's a step in the right direction and has a lot of content to give you a good time.

Highly recommended.
 
Very frankly a Hindi remake of Hangover should be tossed straight into the bin. Same goes for Hangover 2 (shouldn't have been made). It's not a formula movie, geez.

And so much hate for Transformers "3D" :) 3D sucks, the only decent 3d Footage that I've seen was in Imax Harry Potter 6. (20 minutes 200/-) Great ROI, init? After that tons of 3D movies but Meh!!!
 
^^ after reading reviews for hindi version of delhi belly. I am glad that I watched the English version.:)

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quixand said:
Very frankly a Hindi remake of Hangover should be tossed straight into the bin. Same goes for Hangover 2 (shouldn't have been made). It's not a formula movie, geez.

And so much hate for Transformers "3D" :) 3D sucks, the only decent 3d Footage that I've seen was in Imax Harry Potter 6. (20 minutes 200/-) Great ROI, init? After that tons of 3D movies but Meh!!!

I am not saying it is remake of hangover. I am saying it is a hangover kind of movie.