1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
have a little beverage, good food and
companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on
Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in
California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and
electric bread maker. She said "There are too
many gadgets and no place to sit down!" ... So I
bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was; she told me "In the
lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I
too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said
"No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of
divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!
have a little beverage, good food and
companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on
Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in
California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and
electric bread maker. She said "There are too
many gadgets and no place to sit down!" ... So I
bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was; she told me "In the
lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I
too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said
"No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of
divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!