Relieving stress in Class

[Genius]

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

 

[tifosi]

haha...very funny
I wish i cud these things in my college without getting banned.

 

[Nikhil]

haha...very funny
I wish i cud these things in my college without getting banned.

yeah true.... college life is not what it used to be(or what I have heard stories of)...

And AWESOME list there!!! Brilliant!!

 

[Josh]

I liked the no. 13 :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Spy king]

hehe... lol.. we got some great methords..

1. If your class uses tublights... slightly loosen the starters.. then just flick the switichs of fand On again.... U will have realy DIM flickring light..

2.On a real hot day.... take a divider and plug into the the socet.. and for asafe distance switch it on.. the fuse should trip nad then bugg the teacher tellin her no fan....

3. Take a piece of plastic(scale) and wedge it in between the fan motor so it keps hittingthe blades... VERY VERY irritating noise..

hehe....

-Ashwin

 

[Genius]

hehe... lol.. we got some great methords..
1. If your class uses tublights... slightly loosen the starters.. then just flick the switichs of fand On again.... U will have realy DIM flickring light..

2.On a real hot day.... take a divider and plug into the the socet.. and for asafe distance switch it on.. the fuse should trip nad then bugg the teacher tellin her no fan....

3. Take a piece of plastic(scale) and wedge it in between the fan motor so it keps hittingthe blades... VERY VERY irritating noise..
hehe....
-Ashwin

I'll surely try no.3...
@Ashwin: Looks like you are also a nightmare 4 ur profs as I'm to mine!!!:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Bluffmaster]

Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.

CLASSIC....

 

[digital_brain]

yaap .. no. 13 is thee most practical i thiink !! .. he he ...

 

[Spy king]

I'll surely try no.3...
@Ashwin: Looks like you are also a nightmare 4 ur profs as I'm to mine!!!:rofl: :rofl:

LOl!! Am uasuly a good person.. only if the teacher is paticualrly irriataing... then...:rofl: hehe....

Lol.. the things we do...

I once got a bunch of Centerfresh... and Injected Codliver oil into the center... :hap2: Tooo good.... Lol.. got soo many ppl with that prank...

but the classic is taking a bit of shoe polsh and smear it on the duster.....
the teacher wont notice untill she is happly rubbing the board....
Either her hands will be black.:bleh: or the board will be ruined......
-Ashwin