1.)A vistor from pakistan was taking a stroll in nehru park,enjoying the greenery and flowers.He needed to pee but could not find a urinal.He could not hold any longer and went behind the bushes.Just as he was about to pee a constable caught him."What do you think youre doing?" demanded the constable.
"I want to pee" replied the visitor."I am from pakistan and dont know where to go,please help me out" said the visitor.
"OK follow me" told the constable."Ill show you a greener place with a lot more flowers,you can pee there as much as you like "he said.
So they went to that place and after the visitor finished pee-ing,he asked
"Whose garden is this?"
"Pakistani high commision"the constable replied.
PS-No offence meant to any pakis here.
2.)A britisher asked a hindu,a muslim and a sardar what their favourite flower was.
The hindu replied "lotus".The britisher said "Ha!i wash my butt with that"
The hindu was offended as the lotus was his national flower
On asking the muslim the same question
The muslim replied "chameli".The englishman told "Ha!i wash my butt with that"
The muslim felt offended
When the britisher asked the same question to the sardar
the sardar replied "cactus! ab karle saaf!"
3.)An american,a frenchman,a russian and an indian were going in a plane once.
After a few hours onboard the american stuck his hand out of the window and declared that they were flying over america.
The others asked him "how do you know that?"
He said that due to the industrial pollution his hands turned black.
Later the frenchman stuck his hand out and said that they were over france
When the others asked "how do you know?"
He said that he touched the tip of the eiffel tower.
After sometime the russian put out his hand and declared that they were over russia as he could feel the cold weather and the icy winds.
At last the indian stuck out his hand and said that they were over india.
He explained that when he stuck his hand out his watch got stolen and hence they were in india.
NOTE:These jokes have been taken from "khuswant singh's joke book 6".
"I want to pee" replied the visitor."I am from pakistan and dont know where to go,please help me out" said the visitor.
"OK follow me" told the constable."Ill show you a greener place with a lot more flowers,you can pee there as much as you like "he said.
So they went to that place and after the visitor finished pee-ing,he asked
"Whose garden is this?"
"Pakistani high commision"the constable replied.
PS-No offence meant to any pakis here.
2.)A britisher asked a hindu,a muslim and a sardar what their favourite flower was.
The hindu replied "lotus".The britisher said "Ha!i wash my butt with that"
The hindu was offended as the lotus was his national flower
On asking the muslim the same question
The muslim replied "chameli".The englishman told "Ha!i wash my butt with that"
The muslim felt offended
When the britisher asked the same question to the sardar
the sardar replied "cactus! ab karle saaf!"
3.)An american,a frenchman,a russian and an indian were going in a plane once.
After a few hours onboard the american stuck his hand out of the window and declared that they were flying over america.
The others asked him "how do you know that?"
He said that due to the industrial pollution his hands turned black.
Later the frenchman stuck his hand out and said that they were over france
When the others asked "how do you know?"
He said that he touched the tip of the eiffel tower.
After sometime the russian put out his hand and declared that they were over russia as he could feel the cold weather and the icy winds.
At last the indian stuck out his hand and said that they were over india.
He explained that when he stuck his hand out his watch got stolen and hence they were in india.
NOTE:These jokes have been taken from "khuswant singh's joke book 6".
