Techie#1
Contributor
Taking into light all the great-dedicated/yeomens service,BSNL provides 2 every1,mayb sum1 sumtimes needs 2 take a lighter perspective of the situation:
Imagine,Seniormost male BSNL officer,after his grave-shift heavy duty hrs,suddenly in a romantic mood sings to his female secretary
`Sub kuch sika maine,
Na seekhi Hoshoyari!
Sach kehtey hain Logoon'
Ki main hoon anaari!'
The secretary is bowled over and replies...
`Tu hi re, tooo hi re'
Tere bina main kaise jiyoon!
Aaja re, Paas aaja re,
Kyonki main bhi anari hoon!
And during all this time the public outside are canvassing...
`Doodh ka doodh'
Paani ka Paani!
Kab mileygi unlimited,
Yehi hai pareshani!'
The chaprasi cajoles them with...
`Nahin nahin, abhi nahin,
Jara karo intezar!
Unlimited tumhe, zaroor milegi,
Aaney do somwar!'
And maran ji just fools us with
`Koyi jab tumhara hriday tor de'
Tarapta hua jab koi choor de!
Tab tum mere paas aana priye'
Yeh unlimited hai hamara,
Hamara hi raheyga.. ab jayo priye!'
Cant Airtell say this with guts...
`Sar jo tera chakraye,
Ya dil dooba jaaye!
Aaja pyarey paas hamare,
Kahey ghabraye, kahe ghabraye!'
And my personal experiences while searching for unlimited broadband... (referred herein as `jaan')
`Jaane jaan, dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tumhe raat aur din, main yahaan se wahaan!
Mujhko aawaz do, chup gaye ho kidhar,
Tum kahaan (no response),
Tum kahaan (no response)!'
hyeah: :bleh:
Source:e-mail
Imagine,Seniormost male BSNL officer,after his grave-shift heavy duty hrs,suddenly in a romantic mood sings to his female secretary
`Sub kuch sika maine,
Na seekhi Hoshoyari!
Sach kehtey hain Logoon'
Ki main hoon anaari!'
The secretary is bowled over and replies...
`Tu hi re, tooo hi re'
Tere bina main kaise jiyoon!
Aaja re, Paas aaja re,
Kyonki main bhi anari hoon!
And during all this time the public outside are canvassing...
`Doodh ka doodh'
Paani ka Paani!
Kab mileygi unlimited,
Yehi hai pareshani!'
The chaprasi cajoles them with...
`Nahin nahin, abhi nahin,
Jara karo intezar!
Unlimited tumhe, zaroor milegi,
Aaney do somwar!'
And maran ji just fools us with
`Koyi jab tumhara hriday tor de'
Tarapta hua jab koi choor de!
Tab tum mere paas aana priye'
Yeh unlimited hai hamara,
Hamara hi raheyga.. ab jayo priye!'
Cant Airtell say this with guts...
`Sar jo tera chakraye,
Ya dil dooba jaaye!
Aaja pyarey paas hamare,
Kahey ghabraye, kahe ghabraye!'
And my personal experiences while searching for unlimited broadband... (referred herein as `jaan')
`Jaane jaan, dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tumhe raat aur din, main yahaan se wahaan!
Mujhko aawaz do, chup gaye ho kidhar,
Tum kahaan (no response),
Tum kahaan (no response)!'
hyeah: :bleh:Source:e-mail