A typical NY bred guy goes to visit his friends ranch near the rockies... Totally unused to the elements he stays indoors for the first few days..
On the 5th day however he decides 'enough is enough' and tells his friend he wants to help in the ranch work.. 'No need' his friend says, but he insists.. saying "I've always wanted to milk a cow".. "Thats not easy" his pal replies; but he insists he will do it...
Finally agreeing he gets a pail and away he goes and see's an animal standing a bit away from the others and hanuches down to milk her...
After some 5 minutes of unsuccessfully milking (which the animal seems to enjoy thoroughly) he calls to his friend - "What a dumb f****** cow, I've been at it for all of 5 min. and nothing comes out"... His friend comes out and starts laughing uncontrollably..
WTF??? "haaa" says his friend.... "That 'cows' name is NORMAN and u my good buddy were pulling on HIS D***"....
On the 5th day however he decides 'enough is enough' and tells his friend he wants to help in the ranch work.. 'No need' his friend says, but he insists.. saying "I've always wanted to milk a cow".. "Thats not easy" his pal replies; but he insists he will do it...
Finally agreeing he gets a pail and away he goes and see's an animal standing a bit away from the others and hanuches down to milk her...
After some 5 minutes of unsuccessfully milking (which the animal seems to enjoy thoroughly) he calls to his friend - "What a dumb f****** cow, I've been at it for all of 5 min. and nothing comes out"... His friend comes out and starts laughing uncontrollably..
WTF??? "haaa" says his friend.... "That 'cows' name is NORMAN and u my good buddy were pulling on HIS D***"....