The Moral Of The Story Jokes

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The Moral to the Story Jokes

A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree.

Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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There was once a bird who wanted to defy the norm. It was winter and no he wasn't going to fly south. After a few days in the cold blizzards, he couldn't take it anymore and started off to the south. Halfway there his wings froze and he plummeted to the ground below. He knew he was a goner and he made the dumbest mistake ever. Soon a horse passed by and crapped on the small bird. The heat of the shit warmed him and defrosted his wings. Finally able to breathe and move freely, the bird was ecstatic and chirping in joy. A cat in a nearby bush heard the bird and pounced on the bird, swallowing him in one gulp.

Moral of the Story: Everyone who shits on you doesn't mean that their you're enemy.Everyone who gets you out of shit aren't necessarily your friend.And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit....keep your mouth shut!
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Source: EMail

 

[Eazy]

there was this African Kings son who was studying management in
Harvard Business School, whilst he was there his father died and he was
called back to his village in Africa to take over as ruler of the
kingdom, now as he was packing he thought he should take back something
of luxury which he would not get back home in Africa, so after pondering
over this for a while he decides to take back his waterbed, as he feels
he may not be able to sleep back on the floor in Africa.

Ok so here is our new King back in his village with this huge waterbed
which he places in his hut which by the way is also his throne room. Now
the bed is so big that it takes up nearly all space in the hut, so our
champion decides to remove the stone throne out of the room to make place
for the water bed. Oh man, do you think the local witch doctor would
have any of that ,,, no way hosey !!!,,,,, he told the new King put the
throne back or you will be cursed and die, so sadly our friend brings
back the throne into the hut and after a lot of thought decides to make a
pulley system by which he can pull up either the water bed or the throne
up to the ceiling of the hut whilst he uses the other, now imagine the
heavy water bed or the heavy stone throne being held up by ordinary
rope,,, so one day, as expected, the rope holding the throne breaks and
it crashes onto our hero who is sleeping on the water bed having a wet
dream about the worlds best story teller,,,, and he dies with the impact
of the throne on his fat head,,,,, whats the moral of this story ?????

"PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GRASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT STOW THRONES "

 

[Eazy]

A witch doctor kept the members of his tribe in virtual
subjugation by means of his powerful magic. Whenever one of
the tribesmen tried to overthrow him, he would turn him into
an apple!
One night a group of tribesmen who were sick of this snuck into
his hut, opened his book of magic, learned the apple spell, and
turned the witch doctor into an apple!
But the book warned that, if the apple ever dried out and changed
significantly in weight, it would turn back into the witch
doctor, more powerful than ever!
So every day the tribesmen placed the apple on a scale to make
sure that its weight remained the same.

Moral: A weigh a day keeps the doctor an apple.