The Poor Jokes Thread

[gizmoholic]

CID PJ :

Ronaldo ne ball pass Ki, goal maara Rooney

Wah Wah !!

Ronaldo ne ball pass ki, goal maara Rooney

ACP Pradhuman ne Kaha " Abhishek, woh raha Khooni !! "

 

[saqib_khan]

^^^Lolz....

 

[ashvarybabul]

A group of Sardars decided that Moon is more important than Sun..

because

Sun gives light in day when light is not needed..
and moon gives light in night when there is no light and light is extremely needed...

NO offense to sardars.. :ashamed:

 

[prabs]

Rocky after beating Drago in Rocky 4 - "If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."

After loosing his virginity - "If I can f**k, and you can f**k, everybody can f**k."

 

[Charun]

Re: All in a day's work !!!

Steve Jobs is now in heaven. Apsaras are now called iTems.