The Shair-o-Shaiyari thread

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Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye...
Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye...

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Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye

 

[Pratik.Sampat]

woh mujhe **** ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

woh mujhe **** ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

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ahun ahun ahun

ahun ahun ahun

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode...

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aja aja dil nichode ....

raat ki matki phode...

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

Emotional Shayari…

Arz kiya hai…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

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A for Apple B for Banana…

WAH WAH…!!

 

[_pappu_]

CID::

meri billi bole meow meow...

meri billi bole meow meow...

daya ne goli chalaayi dishkyaaon dishkyaaon

Govinda

Teri surat dekh ke mere dil pe raha na kaabu

Teri surat dekh ke mere dil pe raha na kaabu

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Pak chik pak raja babu!

Pak chik pak raja babu!

and finally,

Ae mere desh ke sache veeron....

Ae mere desh ke sache veeron...

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"1/x" is not defined when x is equal to ZERO!

 

[Gannu]

tune mera dil loota tune mera chain loota..
tune mera dil loota tune mera chain loota..

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sin theeta/cos theeta = tan theeta

:ashamed:

 

[soggy316]

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere papa ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere papa ne mujhe peeta
tan ki shakti, man ki shakti bournvita!

 

[M@crosoft]

what a thread !::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

keep'em comin

 

[fockerunleashed]

LOL ... some really good ones here ...
Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii ...

Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii ...

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ACP Pradyuman Kahee
Aab Jail mein Saado … Tumhe to Phaanssi Hogi … Phansiiii

 

[saumilsingh]

 

[Compiler]

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) (TE style)

Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ??

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

Q4. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q5. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho................
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

 

[! 0 t A]

CID ones are the BEST !

Its our very own 24 . . .

 

[Nixy]

@pinga123

this is shayari thread dude !!!!

Guyz plz stop using the SPOILER TAGS !!!!!

 

[goodakash]

CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,

waah waah !

CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,

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jis room me mana rha tha ABHIJEET apni suhaagraat,

DAYA ne uska bhi darwaaza tod diya..!

 

[raksrules]

CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,
waah waah !
CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,
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jis room me mana rha tha ABHIJEET apni suhaagraat,
DAYA ne uska bhi darwaaza tod diya..!

Lol...:rofl: :rofl:
Awesome shayaris....keep them comin guys

 

[Sei]

:rofl::rofl:

10lols

 

[kauzy]

One in marathi for the marathi peeps.. sorry can't be translated in hindi/english..

Jevtana maandi ghalun basave..

Jevtana maandi ghalun basave..

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Bhintivari Kaalnirnay assave..

 

[fockerunleashed]

Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

“Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!

CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,
waah waah !
CID ne SONY se naata jod liya,
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jis room me mana rha tha ABHIJEET apni suhaagraat,
DAYA ne uska bhi darwaaza tod diya..!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Aphro_EVO]

This one's CID ft. Balika Vadhu

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....

"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"

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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

Iska matlab DAYA khooni balcony se aaya tha.

 

[NinByChoice]

Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi
Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi

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Shove this thread up your kundi

 

[asingh]

Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi

Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi

Shove this thread up your ****

What is wrong with you..? You could have just put your initial line mentioning that Hindi posts should not be done, why the colorful language. Just googled that word...errrm...weird.

 

[Aphro_EVO]

Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi
Apparently there is a rule against posting in Hindi

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Shove this thread up your kundi

That stick has to be pulled out before it leads to any further complications.

Fyi 1 You could have put across that message in better words.
Fyi 2 I am afraid I didn't know this rule, we have freedom of speech though & we are only trying humor ourselves without hurting anyone's sentiments. No lines crossed here. Or is it that you just like to bicker ?