A spinster, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a
while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.
However, when the revelers saw the lady, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf" Well, in that case I'll
just
look the other way," said the lady.
So, the bartender showed the lady to the back of the restaurant, and
she
preceded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped
just
long enough to give the lady a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they
applaud for me just because I went to the restroom? "Well, now they
know
you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is
lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a
while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.
However, when the revelers saw the lady, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf" Well, in that case I'll
just
look the other way," said the lady.
So, the bartender showed the lady to the back of the restaurant, and
she
preceded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped
just
long enough to give the lady a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they
applaud for me just because I went to the restroom? "Well, now they
know
you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is
lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
