=CrAzYG33K= said:
You're right .. it wasn't man-made!
Coz' it was originally supposed to have been built by apes :clap: :clap: :rofl:
And regarding the topic title.. Once I was seeing just the title - I assumed it was a typo on Keane16's part asking something about Ram Setup! :rofl:
LOL Read this :
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Ramayana by Bill Gates...
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LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled
a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and
SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with
excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat
decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However,
Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon
by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this
opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a
real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest
for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed
through DOS-rat and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN
with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving
'C'ta
to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened
to
kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED
himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM
deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out
resperately for LSI-man
in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man
to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,
RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with
the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to
FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
.'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK'
something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted
YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH
techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy
TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH,
Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself
to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in
him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to
RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread
chaos
by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily
pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
STATUS
MESSAGES to
RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all
powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One
of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM &
LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN
resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED
RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of
RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense
on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in
I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one
lived happily everafter.