Three bragging mice
Three mice sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night were trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
One mouse orders a large scotch, downs it in a single glug and slams the glass onto the bar. He then turns to the second mouse and growls, “When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it with my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese.â€
The second mouse orders two tall tumblers of Jim Beam, slugs em both down slamming each glass on the bar and snarls, “Yeah; Well when I see rat poison I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!â€
Then the two Macho Mice turn to the third mouse, ‘Butch’, to see what his reaction would be. Butch lets out a long sigh and cooly replies, “I ainâ€t got time for this bullshit. It’s getting late and I still have to raid the butter dish, snack in the breadbox, shit in the fruit bowl, and **** the cat before I’m ready for be!â€
Three mice sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night were trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
One mouse orders a large scotch, downs it in a single glug and slams the glass onto the bar. He then turns to the second mouse and growls, “When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it with my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese.â€
The second mouse orders two tall tumblers of Jim Beam, slugs em both down slamming each glass on the bar and snarls, “Yeah; Well when I see rat poison I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!â€
Then the two Macho Mice turn to the third mouse, ‘Butch’, to see what his reaction would be. Butch lets out a long sigh and cooly replies, “I ainâ€t got time for this bullshit. It’s getting late and I still have to raid the butter dish, snack in the breadbox, shit in the fruit bowl, and **** the cat before I’m ready for be!â€