LifezGooD
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*two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their Last Days And Decide To *have *a *last Night On The Town.
After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel. *
The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her *manager, *"go Up To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each Bed.
These *two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On Them. They *won't Know The Difference."
The Manager Does As He Is Told And The Two Old *men Go Upstairs And Take Care Of Their Business.
*as They Are Walking Home The First Man Says, "you Know, I Think My Girl Was Dead!"
"dead?" Says His Friend, "why Would You Say That?"
"well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All The Time I Was Loving Her."
*his Friend Says, "i Think Mine Was A Witch."
*"a Witch, Why The Hell Would You Say That?" *
"well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck And I Gave Her A *little Bite, Then She Farted And Flew Out The Window."*
After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel. *
The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her *manager, *"go Up To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each Bed.
These *two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On Them. They *won't Know The Difference."
The Manager Does As He Is Told And The Two Old *men Go Upstairs And Take Care Of Their Business.
*as They Are Walking Home The First Man Says, "you Know, I Think My Girl Was Dead!"
"dead?" Says His Friend, "why Would You Say That?"
"well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All The Time I Was Loving Her."
*his Friend Says, "i Think Mine Was A Witch."
*"a Witch, Why The Hell Would You Say That?" *
"well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck And I Gave Her A *little Bite, Then She Farted And Flew Out The Window."*