Watermellons!!!!

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There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the forest. After a while they realized that they were lost. And before they knew it they were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them that the only way they could survive from the cannibals was to pass the trial. The frist step of the trial was to go into the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So they thought that was easy enough, and all three friends went their separate ways to gather fruits.

Chris came back first and said to the king. " I brought ten apples."

The king then explained the next part of the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you will be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he screamed out with pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

Then John arrived and shows the king his ten fruits which were berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be a piece of cake. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therfore he was also killed.

After a while Chris and John met in heaven. Then Chris asked John, " Why did you laugh?, you almost got away with it!"

Chris replied, " I know, I couldn't help it. I was doing fine when all of a sudden Keith showed up with all those watermelons!"
 
yeah nice... heard this one awhile back... different.. was regarding this farmer who caught 3 guys d****** his wife...:P rest was the same, different fruit is all
 
Another version, i heard when i was about 14 or so.

It was Queen Elizabeth's birthday and all the Renowned and rich people from around the world were invited to the grand gala. Among the few invited from India were Mr.Gandhi and Mr. Nehru. Every one bought the queen the most precious, the most antique, the most unique gifts but Gandhi and Nehru thinking cleverly only concentrated in the unique part.

At the party the queen was being presented with the gifts, Gandhi's turn; he presented the queen with 'A Lemon' and exclaimed with a chuckle that it is a wonderful flavoured fruit that is not that common in England, the queen felt very insulted and ordered the royal guards to shove that lemon in Gandhi's 'you know where', gandhi was manhandled and then they shoved the lemon with gandhi shouting, but all of a sudden he started laughing the queen got frustrated and demanded to know why he laughed. Gandhi said Nehru is standing in line with a Jackfruit.
 
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