What is your worst slip of tongue?

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Me(looking at a poster of Chitrangada Singh In Yeh saali Zindagi) : She is sooooooo hot ...

Just as I blurt it out a group of girls pass behind me and my timing was so bad that I can literally feel their hostile stares as they pass :P
 
ronnie_gogs said:
Me(looking at a poster of Chitrangada Singh In Yeh saali Zindagi) : She is sooooooo hot ...

Just as I blurt it out a group of girls pass behind me and my timing was so bad that I can literally feel their hostile stares as they pass :P
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I don't see anything wrong. if a women is hot. men will notice and admire her. that's how we all are wired. it a guy thing:bleh:
 
@Gaurish: The prob was not that I said that about Chitrangada Singh (she is hot :P )... Prob was it appeared as if i passed a comment on the girls ... It was embarrassing
 
ronnie_gogs said:
@Gaurish: The prob was not that I said that about Chitrangada Singh (she is hot :P )... Prob was it appeared as if i passed a comment on the girls ... It was embarrassing
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Dude i didn't even know who she was, then i googled and YO DAWG SHE's HAWT. Forget the comment, it was not that bad (you didn't say i wanna rape her did you? :P).
 
ronnie_gogs said:
@Gaurish: The prob was not that I said that about Chitrangada Singh (she is hot :P )... Prob was it appeared as if i passed a comment on the girls ... It was embarrassing
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How...because you only said that you were staring at poster of Chitrangada and that group was *behind* you. so I think you are drawing wrong conclusion because anyone would passerby can clearly see that you looking at poster of hot movie star and commeting on that poster.

But anyways, some girls are just weird :bleh:
 
Well this happened in office. Manager giving session on some new features of our spanking new E-Mail server. Since me and another engineer sat at remote locations we had dialed in to a conference. Also there was a conference running on IM just in case something with the phone went off... Suddenly the manager asks remote guys are you in sync ? He meant to ask if we all were up to speed and did not miss anything out. I reply yes and the other guy is silent. So my manager promptly goes to the IM Conf windows and type.. XYZ are you in sink with what has been explained till now... ???

We all loool on it till today. And FYI this happened like a year and a half ago :bleh:
 
This one happened with me.

I was in a company and had just fixed a problem with the computer. Fixing required, opening up the computer. So while I was puting back the screws, the manager asked me, is it all done. I said yeah, I am just screwing the computer.
 
Well not exactly a slip of tongue but a slip of writing, more specifically a horrendous use of prepositions. Read this somewhere in Khushwant Singh

Two friends who had newly learned English decided to write letters. This is how the first one began

'My Dear Mitr,
I am in well. I hope you are also in well........'

When you get very angry you tend to forget your surroundings. Once while making a complaint to BSNL in a very angry mood, I said ' What the f*** do you think you are doing?' in front of my parents.

A student of mine had once written a leave application to me in Bengali and had started off by saying "Respected Shaar". 'Shaar' refers to an oxen in Bengali.

A colleague had once asked for leave when his mother-in law died saying that he needed 7 days' leave to 'expire his mother in law'.

However, the best slip of writing in my opinion happened right here on TE. A member selling external HDDs had accidentally referred to them as MYBOOBS instead of MYBOOKS.
 
Just copy pasting from someone's biography (About me) on TE. Won't take the name :P

"I'm a tech freak....just love spanking new and quality hardware....."
 
shantanil said:
However, the best slip of writing in my opinion happened right here on TE. A member selling external HDDs had accidentally referred to them as MYBOOBS instead of MYBOOKS.
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I searched, there is no mention of that word in TE database, so your account of what happened is hard to believe
 
this one is a bit non veg ;)

two of my friends were fighting and one said to another "O Bho$@di ke.." ;) the other replied "Bho$@di ki jagah Bho$@da h mere"

he was trying to change the gender of word but instead he changed its size ;)
 
Gaurish said:
I searched, there is no mention of that word in TE database, so your account of what happened is hard to believe
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You would not find it because all members jumped at the post as soon as it was posted and the seller immediately corrected it.

BTW what exactly would a word like that mean in TE parlance?
 
Spanking new is a way of describing a shiny new object, isn't it ??

For e.g.: I got a spanking new Yamaha R15 !!

P.S.: No I did not get a Yamaha R15.
 
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