Why Everyone Is So Grouchy

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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why? God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
 
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Awesome!!!

There is a similar one ---

A nervous father sits down with his son to have the talk abt the birds and the bees. The son then asks "Ok dad, What do you want to know??"
 
^^ Both of them !!!

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nice...read one of Eazy's a few days ago..abt a fly and its p***s :P
 
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