I tried cooking but ended up putting too much salt.
I tried management, but I put the whole company on a state of bankruptcy
I tried DJ- but my neighbours threw me out before my parents could.
I tried retail- but I end up recommending what in the other shop.
I tried ENGINEERING- which should explain why my building fell before they could stand.
I tried being in politics, but I was hammered by rival and own party members
I tried teaching, but I made the kids cry.
I tried chartered accountant, but to my mistake of not putting couple of 0s, my client got a heat attack and died before paying me.
I tried being an Army personnel- but they threw me out telling my superiors "No You shut up!"
I tried being a doctor and out of excitement of being as good as Dr House, I pour my fruit over a very wrong place during surgery.
I tried IT- where I made people's problems as BIGGER problems and termed it solution- and they kept on coming. So I chose IT

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Did you really choose IT as a career or does help to pick up chicks by solving their idiotic issues

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