Yo Mama!!

[techstylist]

Yo mama! so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

 

[Anish]

Yo mama so dumb she still looking for "at the rate" key.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes Rabri Devi look like a Miss World contestant.

Yo mama so dumb, she write PM to herself.

Yo mama so dumb she can't spell 'Drum and Bass' :lol:

 

[techstylist]

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

 

[Darthcoder]

Yo mama so dumb she can't spell 'Drum and Bass' :lol:

Cheeky ba$tid :bleh:

 

[Bluffmaster]

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

 

[w1nD]

yo mama so miser she makes toothbrush outta her fallen hair :-|

 

[Dinesh_Malhotra]

yo mama so windy, always found frakin cindy

 

[Anish]

^ Yo mama so dumb she thinks she's 'teh l33t b33ch'

 

[ɱɑɖɖÊ]

Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry:rofl:

 

[ɱɑɖɖÊ]

Yo Mama is so fat that people jog around her:rofl:

 

[cool_dude]

Yo mama so stupid, when told that you must post 2 pics for selling an item on TE, she posted her own pics!

 

[Aces170]

Yo mama so broke, when told that you must post 2 pics for selling an item on TE, she posted her own pics!

Fixed ....

 

[Bluffmaster]

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

 

[Aces170]

^ Yo mama so dumb she thinks she's 'teh l33t b33ch'

While we are at it :

Yo mama is so dumb she bought a mac to keep the doc away

For the Job fanbois :

Yo mama is so dumb, that she finds it difficult to use an OSX

 

[Aphro_EVO]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi".

 

[ɱɑɖɖÊ]

Yo mama so fat,I put her picture on my fridge 'cause I was on a diet':rofl:

 

[Sudarshan_SMD]

Yo mama so dumb, she keeps both speakers & headphones ON for better music effect.

 

[ɱɑɖɖÊ]

Yo mama so stupid,she tried to drown a fish in water:rofl:

 

[wingmysoul]

yo mamma is so geeky, she thought bmw is a kind of a operating system :tongue:

 

[ɱɑɖɖÊ]

Yo mama fart's would put the explosions of a Nuclear Bomb to shame:rofl: