You Must Be a Gujju If...
- You have at least 1 relative in the stock market.
- You're never worried about what happens if you get stranded in Ghatkopar. All you'd have to do, you know, is walk across the road and find a relative. (Still easier, just shout, "Mama! Masi! Faiba! Kaka!"
a couple of times. At least one is bound to be around.)
- You don't worry about being stranded in New Jersey. You've been told by everyone that the thing to do at such a time is to open the telephone directory, turn to "Shah" and call any number for help.
- You measure the success of a wedding by how many people praised the food.
- You understand that when someone says "Dhirajbhai no babo" or "Maniben ni baby", the "baba" and "baby" in question could be 40 years old.
- You either think the garba is the coolest thing ever, or you wonder why the whole world makes such a big deal out of it.
- No packing for any trip is complete without thepla.
- Winter = undhiyo.
- Summer = keri no ras.
- Monsoon = have su karvanoo?!
- You assume (in marital situations) that because Mara bhai na vevai ni dikri na sasu gave a recommendation, the person in question is virtue personified.
- You have no problems with love marriages. You just view them as a last resort, that's it.
- You may not donate anything to the orphanage down the road, but when there's a calamity in Gujarat, you send truckloads of money, food and amenities.
- You tear off the name & address from any postal cover before throwing the cover away.(God knows what will happen if someone finds ur address)
- Sunday mornings = Gathiya and jalebi. From the farsan wala... hehehe
& LASTLY...
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- You believe Narendra Modi is the solution to everything. From your hair to the nation's defense.
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