Wow.Darthcoder said:OK, Ave been an Ar$e-Anal h8er since the 2003/2004 season. And I'll tell you of 2 instances which fuelled my hatred towards the french fagg0ts.
Picture this, Newly promoted Portsmouth are playing Ar5ena1(<- Spuds supporters write it that way to remind Arse-Anal of their 5-1 carling cup rout) in the Library err Highbury. Portsmouth are leading 1-0 thanks to a Yak goal and the game is about to end with about 10 or so minutes left. The ball is in the Pompey penalty area, and then comes Robert "Mofo Diver" pires, grabs Arjan De Zeeuw by the shirt and falls down at his feet and the ref waves for a Penalty, I was like ZOMFG, couldnt believe what I saw. Later in the post match Interview when Wenger (Whinger, that m0r0n) was asked what he thought about the penalty decision, he replies with his typical "I didnt Zee it", you fvucking twat, you didnt see it 30 yards from where you were sitting??you m0r0n. And Ar$e-anal went on an unbeaten streak of 49 games, but who gives a fark when it is based on dives and falsehood rather than solid football.
Second instance, 2003/2004 season again I guess. Ar$eanal playing Aston Villa at Villa park. Thierry "c0ckface" henry gets a freekick at the edge of the 20 yard box and places the ball. Even before anyone is ready he takes the freekick and the ball goes into the net. Everyone is astonished and villa players surround the ref, but to everyone's amazement the ref gives the goal eventhough the opposition were still adjusting the wall placement and the ref didnt even blow his whistle before the freekick was taken. He did the same in 2005/06 season against Chelsea, cun+face, I hate him.
I also hate Abou Diaby, that reckless mofo always goes about with his reckless challenges and injures key players (like terry). And I cant stand Eboue, if there is a tag of "Dirtiest player alive", it should go to Emmanuel Eboue.
I celebrate every Arse-Anal defeat and have been doing so for the past 8 years, I f00kin hate that club. And the attitude of Ar$e-Anal fans online (not on this forum) is pathetic, which simply increases my hatred towards the club.
Edit: Another reason for my hate was Martin "Robotic Psycho" keown. LOL, Is he a clown or what??Never saw him smile even when ar$e-anal won the title. he was a frikkin psycho and the way he and lauren reacted when Ruud Horseface missed a penalty against ar$e-anal at Old trafford was downright disgusting.
A Chelsea fan pissed off by diving,you must hate watching your team play mate with Drogba,Joe Cole et al getting hit by invisible snipers on the stadium rooftops every game.
Now that you have added Deco to your selection of divers you must be pulling your hair out.
Which is so small time,us Arsenal fans almost feel sorry for them.Ar5ena1(<- Spuds supporters write it that way to remind Arse-Anal of their 5-1 carling cup rout)