25 Ways to know that u've been online too Long .......

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Rogue

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25 Ways for you to Know,
You've Been Online too Long............

01. Technical Support calls "YOU" for help.

02. Someone at work tells you a joke & you say LOL outloud.:rofl:

03. You keep begging your friends to get an account
so "we can hang out".

04. You've to get a 2nd phoneline so you can call Pizza Hut.

05. You don't know where the time has gone.

06. Your wife now complains of you moving your fingers
in your sleep instead of talking.

07. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.

08. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in
the middle of the night when your wife is asleep.

09. You find yourself lying 2 others about your time online.

10. You'd rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying 2 much than the truth - online all night.

11. Your dog leaves you. Your wife threatens to...

12. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet
some folks face-to-face.

13. You have a map on the wall with lots of red pins
to mark where people are you have met.

14. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.

15. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the
computer for more than a few hours.

16. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do
is get online before you've your first cup of coffee.

17. Your relationship online has gone farther than
any real one you have had.

18. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but
turn on the computer instead.

19. You stop typing whole words and use things like
brb, dunno and :-)

20. You type faster than you think.

21. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

22. You dream in "text".

23. You double click your TV remote.

24. You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail.

25. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner
because you wanted to "check your mail"

Even u all must b having atleast one of these habits :ohyeah:

source :email.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
04. You've to get a 2nd phoneline so you can call Pizza Hut.

16. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do

is get online before you've your first cup of coffee.

17. Your relationship online has gone farther than

any real one you have had.

18. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but

turn on the computer instead.

19. You stop typing whole words and use things like

brb, dunno and :-)

20. You type faster than you think.

man soo true for me!! :P
 
I've seen some real addicts in the valley... we'd go out for a coffee and they'd flip open their computers and actually skype each other instead of talk - no kidding, that was the only way I could communicate with these people at a coffee table :P
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

awesome thread

Rogue said:
02. Someone at work tells you a joke & you say LOL outloud.

15. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the
computer for more than a few hours.

16. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do
is get online before you've your first cup of coffee.

17. Your relationship online has gone farther than
any real one you have had.

19. You stop typing whole words and use things like
brb, dunno and :-)

21. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

24. You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail.

man soo true for me!! :P
 
Rogue said:
02. Someone at work tells you a joke & you say LOL outloud

03. You keep begging your friends to get an account

so "we can hang out".

05. You don't know where the time has gone.

18. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but

turn on the computer instead.

19. You stop typing whole words and use things like

brb, dunno and :-)

20. You type faster than you think.

21. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

22. You dream in "text".

23. You double click your TV remote.

Totally true for me...........
 
" Your wife now complains of you moving your fingers
in your sleep instead of talking."/...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.......lol

01. Technical Support calls "YOU" for help.
i do get mails from unknown people but not any tech support guyz...lol

02. Someone at work tells you a joke & you say LOL outloud.
never happened till now

03. You keep begging your friends to get an account
so "we can hang out".
not forced anyone till now

04. You've to get a 2nd phoneline so you can call Pizza Hut.
DSL doesnt need another line....;) maybe this mail is pretty old...;)

05. You don't know where the time has gone.
true ..soo true

06. Your wife now complains of you moving your fingers
in your sleep instead of talking.
:rofl:

07. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
i dont have kids yet....but i eat cereal every morning....:huh: is it bad :P

08. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in
the middle of the night when your wife is asleep.
no comments.

09. You find yourself lying 2 others about your time online.
to my parents

10. You'd rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying 2 much than the truth - online all night.
true...

12. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet
some folks face-to-face.
ive been to other places looking for new faces....man its' so ....tough....some ids' are like 'blondie1' & when u meet there are no where near blonde...:ashamed:

15. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the
computer for more than a few hours.
somtimes....

16. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do
is get online before you've your first cup of coffee.
everyday this is my routine.....:)

17. Your relationship online has gone farther than
any real one you have had.
yes...virtual reality

18. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but
turn on the computer instead.
:ashamed:...have done it...& log in to my sites & then realise what i must be doing....

19. You stop typing whole words and use things like
brb, dunno and :-)
absolutely....:-)

20. You type faster than you think.
i wish ... but i cant...my fingers are lil fat..so many keys gets presed at once.....:lol:...j/k

21. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
yes....

22. You dream in "text".
i hardly have any dreams....docs...is it bad if the person doesnt dream regularly.??

23. You double click your TV remote.
:lol:.......:rofl:...no comments....this must be a joke :|
 
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