Another Santa Banta joke

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There was a Sardarji (SANTA SINGH) who was down on his luck. In

order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for

ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and

told

him,

"I've kidnapped you."

SANTA then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper

bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city

playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".

SANTA then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to

show it to his parents. The next morning,SANTA checked, and sure

enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting

next to the bag. SANTA opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000

in cash with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and

Please leave my son."

Signed: "Another Sardarji"[BANTA SINGH]

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EVEN U ALL CAN POST ANY SANTA BANTA JOKES KNOW 2 U - IT WILL B FUN 2 READ THEM.............R0GUE.
 
nice one here's a short one from me

Santa SMS'ed his friends conveying a change of his cell number "yaaron, plz note my nokia mobile number has changed first it was 1100 now it's 6610" :)

cha.
 
Santa was filling up an application form 4a job.
He promptly filled the columns captioned name,age,address,etc........

Then he came to the column salary expected.

He was not so sure to what was to be filled there .

After much thought he wrote : yes.
 
rogue dude get a life , nice copying from vstreet.atleast mention where u got them frm and if ur posting only then post all of them why only 1 or two.

EDIT : maverick im a chealsea fan , at ur sig "ive seen god he is chealsea striker" , apparently chealsea doesnt have good quality strikers , "WE" are a team based on counter attacks and a world class defence , the two strikers you could "possible be talking about" are either crespo (aint that good , was on loan to ac milan , scores fluke goals , got taken back) or maybe joe cole ( mostly going to manu , still a rising star) , im not even taking drogba into consideration , worst player in the team , so i think u shuold change it too , he is john terry or frank lampard :D

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Mod Edit : We dont have a Rule which says mention the source of Jokes as Jokes can come from anyone & anywhere. Next time instead of Levelling charges against someone do your homework & its better you goto Vstreet & find out who copied from where.
 
Well if u said I will Mr VIRu$$$$$$$$$$ I will mention the name .

I tOok them 4m KHUSWANT SINGH'S JOKE BOOK NO.5 4M PAGE NO 38,39.HAPPY NOW.

Will U tell me now do U mention the name of a writer each time when U say any jokes if possible [cauz u dont seem 2 hav any sense of humour ]

Now dude UUUUUUU get a life cause santa banta jokes r not created by any body its well understood by the name santa banta that they belong to Mr khuswant singh,hez the Creator of all such jokes .

If U don't know about it, was not my problem ,and can U plz point out where the hell I said dat it was self written by meeeeeee.

This joke posted by me iz not goin to gain me any glory ,fame, money,nickels or reputation on TECKENCLAVE its just 4 reading and smiling 4 a while and 4getting .

kisi ko rulana bahut aasan hota hai magar kisi ko hasana bahut mushkil

OH NO SORRY I 4GOT TO MENTION WHO WROTE THIS ,SO I WILL MENTION IT I SAW IT ON BACK SIDE OF A TEMPO BUT DON'T KNOW HIS NAME WILL SURELY LET U KNOW AFTER 2-3 YRS PAL .

JUST TAKE A CHILL PILL VIRU$$$$$$$$$$$$.

AND BYE THE WAY THAT SHULD NOT BE DUDE K.

.....................................................................R0GUE.

COOKING INSURANCE

Wife:If I dismiss the cook and cook 4 us 4 a month ,what will u pay me darling.

Husband: no I will not pay u honey but u will get my entire life insurance amount.

- BY KHUSWANT SINGH

ALWAYS KEEP SMILING
 
abee dude to primary school and learn english , i am not saying write down writers name , im saying if ur copying from vstreet only then copy everything naa why only copying one or two , best of luck , bye bye

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Mod Edit : Dont you get it, she has not copied from Vstreet - she does not even know what is Vstreet so if you cant appreciate the joke then the least, stop with your accusations.
 
V!RU$ said:
abee dude to primary school and learn english , i am not saying write down writers name , im saying if ur copying from vstreet only then copy everything naa why only copying one or two , best of luck , bye bye
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Lol Virus... First of all....Roguee is is not a dude... And Secondaly... most of these jokes are mail forwards so you will find same jokes on lots of forums... that dosent imply its copy pasted from particular forum... And finally i am pretty sure rogue has never been to V Street...

@ Rogue... Dont sweat is Gal... Keep them coming :D
 
@Virus - Rogue is my lil sister and she has just joined TE and this joke was
a email forwarded to her.

regarding vstreet she doesnt even know whats vstreet.

and cmon dude jokes can be found newhere not only on vstreet.
 
hey viru$ I hav never done such silly spelling mistakes in my life ,But after reading ur post I completely lost my mind and wrote anything which first came in my mind to shoot ur views about my post.

But u made a mistake which was bigger than mine , u cannot even detect diff in gender ,even u failed to detect it by my avatar.

But finally as QUAD said u were not talkin about me ,itz someone else .If u hav any prob with that guy hav a talk personally ,U ruined everything turning jokers club to fight club.

JUST 4GET ABOUT IT .

........................................R0GUE.
 
A man trying to understand nature of God asked him :God how much is a million yrs to u ?

God : A million yrs is like a minute to me.

Man :And how much is a million dollars to u ?

God :A million dollars is like a penny to me.

Man : ok then God plz giv me a penny.

God : Ok child ,just a minute.........:ohyeah:

-By Khushwant Singh.

U all must hav read this one but it still makes me laugh ,so I posted it.
 
Rogue said:
U all must hav read this one but it still makes me laugh ,so I posted it.
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Well all you should worry about is that it should not be posted here on TE before. Rest doesnt matter. :hap2:
 
Man : ok then God plz giv me a penny.

God : Ok child ,just a minute.........

-By Khushwant Singh.
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Thats a good one & one more thing, you do not have to add the source, keep posting good jokes & dont let certain wise guys discourage you :D
 
Rogue said:
But u made a mistake which was bigger than mine , u cannot even detect diff in gender ,even u failed to detect it by my avatar.
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err...excuse me...pardon my ignorance...but how can one identify gender of a person by looking at that persons' avatar ? . . . . seems to be somthing new that i should learn !!!:S
& what virus was telling was that u should not forget to credit the source for the info/any data you copied . . . . no offence meant , just letting you know.
i understand u may not know the source what he is talking about...but i hope u understand what i mean.:)
 
On their visit to Europe ,Banta and his wife came upon a wishing well .

Banta leaned over ,made a wish and threw in a penny.

Even banta's wife decided to make a wish ,but she leaned over too much,fell into the well and drowned.

Banta was stunned 4 a while ,but then smiled and said,'It really works!'
 
super_saiyan said:
err...excuse me...pardon my ignorance...but how can one identify gender of a person by looking at that persons' avatar ? . . . . seems to be somthing new that i should learn !!!:S
& what virus was telling was that u should not forget to credit the source for the info/any data you copied . . . . no offence meant , just letting you know.
i understand u may not know the source what he is talking about...but i hope u understand what i mean.:)
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i think saiyan pretty much covered everything i was about to say . thanks mate. and secondly rogue i did not know you were a girl , im not mean to girls :( no offence intended and im sure u probably think v street is something shopping place or something . keep them coming and no offence intended :D

ps : i get scared everytime renegade comes in the thread where ive posted/flamed coz i get the feeling im gonna get banned soon or something LOL .

newayz i had posted this on vs so ill post here :-
one time a guy entered a bar and saw manmohan and bush sitting drinking wine , he went upto them and asked "what are you guys upto" , bush said "we are planning world war 3 " , the guy was like "really !!! what is gonna happen" , bush said "we are gonna kill 14 million pakistanis and 1 dog":cool2: , the man said " 1 dog :S" manmohan got instigated and said " see bush i told u , no 1 will care about 14 million pakistanis but all will care about that 1 dog :@"

another one ( again it was me who posted on vs )
- one time when lalu was in jail , the inspector of the jail got a call and heart that pakistan demanded kashmir immediately or else war will follow , lalu said "give me a day ill solve it and come back" , since the inspector had no hope he left lalu for a day , the next day lalu came back and after him came a phonecall from musharaf that pakistan is no longer interested in kashmir , every1 asked lalu how he did it and he said" we (india) will give u kashmir but with bihar free ( hope u get the joke)

lastly - ( again by ME on vs) :-
once a teacher asked her students 2 guess her age , a boy got up and replied "your 28 years old" , the teacher was stunned and asked "how did u know ??" , the boy said "becoz my brother is half mad and he is 14" :rofl:
 
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