Petrols prices rant/rave thread

#[member='Metalspree']

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What's the work culture you would promote? 2 bottles of antiquity and one bottle of johny walker red label. this should not be too much.
 
Metalspree said:
I am setting up a software firm in Goa, will provide decent salary + unlimited flow of beer on weekends .

Who is in ?
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Setting it up near the famous/hot hot beaches will guarantee that you get a good number of candidates who apply to work for your firm.
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You may also have to keep a doctor on short call though.
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cooleagle said:
Setting it up near the famous/hot hot beaches will guarantee that you get a good number of candidates who apply to work for your firm.
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You may also have to keep a doctor on short call though.
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Doctor is no problem as my family is infested with them or #medpal can join us . Thanks for the idea now i can even open a Hospital
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I am ok with you setting up the office in Bogmallo - the nullcon event was held this year at Bogmallo. Make it a company policy to hire hot women! we don't want a skewed sex ratio in office! Please make casuals mandatory.
 
kauzy said:
u drive a diesel bimmer.. why are you shifting to goa.. diesel is priced similar everywhere
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Planning for a petrol car so it makes sense moving to Goa

mjumrani said:
1 full, 1 half and 1 quarter sounds better than what you offer
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Beaches, girls, rave parties, booze...

Oh wait #[member='Metalspree'] has a wife
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Maybe he is feeling he should spend the money he saved on the new car
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Shhhhh keep quite .

Strictly 1 bottle nothing more than that wanna leave go ahead .

chiragsthakur said:
In.. Call me without fail
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I take bribes .

sunny27 said:
What's the work culture you would promote? 2 bottles of antiquity and one bottle of johny walker red label. this should not be too much.
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No work culture that's the whole point of a company in Goa

mjumrani said:
2 Jack Daniels. 1 Black Label
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You will not be hired for harrasing me.

sunny27 said:
I am ok with you setting up the office in Bogmallo - the nullcon event was held this year at Bogmallo. Make it a company policy to hire hot women! we don't want a skewed sex ratio in office! Please make casuals mandatory.
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Friday u can come n@ked if you wish so.

For all salary related quries please ping #vince as he is the finance guy.

2 years down the lane i can even open a kidergarten school then graduate to Engineering college slowly . Moving to Goa has a lot of potential for new businesses.
 
Sorry to interrupt fellas.. but I think u guys dont know the whole story behind the reduction on petrol prices in Goa...

THE VAT(20%) levied by state govt on Petrol has been withdrawn thus Petrol is at 55/Ltr

BUT... BUT .. BUT

To offset the loss to state govt due to withdrawal of VAT on Petrol.......

the govt has increased the VAT on booz...(
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Black Label/Beer etc)..

So now who wants to come down to Goa..
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JAK said:
Sorry to interrupt fellas.. but I think u guys dont know the whole story behind the reduction on petrol prices in Goa...

THE VAT(20%) levied by state govt on Petrol has been withdrawn thus Petrol is at 55/Ltr

BUT... BUT .. BUT

To offset the loss to state govt due to withdrawal of VAT on Petrol.......

the govt has increased the VAT on booz...(
ohyeah.gif
Black Label/Beer etc)..

So now who wants to come down to Goa..
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Dude tell me this is a prank !
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I ain't going to believe that before you post some link which clearly says so.
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