Rajnikanth SMS's !

[nikhilpoddar]

1. when GOD is in trouble, he says "oh my rajnikant"

2. Rajinikanth and Superman once decided to fight.

The bet was that the loser would wear his underwear outside.

The rest is history !!!:

3. Once some1 challenged rajnikanth to give c.a exams.. He gave accounts paper so well..that His answers are now called as accounting standards..

4. This has to be the baap of all rajni jokes:
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The film anaconda was shot in Rajnikant's underwear
:-D

 

[Neo-N]

Intel's latest caption for the World's fastest Processors.....
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"Rajnikant Inside"

:rofl:

 

[Haste]

One day ranjnikant farted and gave this world Rajnigandha....

 

[ashvarybabul]

Once a man slept with a woman wearing 20 condoms.. however a brave sperm managed to get out them...

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And Ole!! the woman gave birth to Rajnikant.....

 

[soggy316]

Rajinikanth can get Bakarwadi at Chitale Bandhu from 1-4 in the afternoon!

 

[crossbow]

Joke's a bit city-centric. (Based on A Name of an area in Surat)

Rajni Deva was once chewing a pan, and after some time, he spit it on a wall. Now the wall is known as "Laal Darwaja". (A Name of an area in Surat)

 

[thirumalkumaran]

OMG...

People doesn't know some members have direct link with the star himself...

(P.S. It's not me..)

 

[abhaybhegde]

OMG...

People doesn't know some members have direct link with the star himself...

(P.S. It's not me..)

:ashamed: :S

 

[dark.lord.rules]

Rajnikant can store 1tb of data on a 40gb hdd

 

[Neo-N]

OMG...

People doesn't know some members have direct link with the star himself...

(P.S. It's not me..)

How does it matter??

In fact, even if Rajnikant himself sees this, he should be taking it sportingly & feel proud of himself..... :bleh:

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Rajnikant can store 1tb of data on a 40gb hdd

Lolzzz Actually, he can store 1TB Data on a 1GB Flash Drive.....!!!

Lolzzz

 

[XTechManiac]

With reference to today's Ind vs NZ match : Once Rajnikanth was hit by child coming very fast on a cycle from backside. And he said "Bache go slow" and the kid is known as RAHUL DRAVID.

 

[techno_guy]

With reference to today's Ind vs NZ match : Once Rajnikanth was hit by child coming very fast on a cycle from backside. And he said "Bache go slow" and the kid is known as RAHUL DRAVID.

:clap::clap: lolzzzzzzzzz

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Lolzzz Actually, he can store 1TB Data on a 1GB Flash Drive.....!!!

Lolzzz

not flash drive but in his Brain and he uses his fingers to transfer them to a computer

 

[a_k_s_h_a_y]

Black holes hide deep in space in fear of rajini's gravity

Rajinkanth can travel faster than light

 

[chiron]

Lolzzz Actually, he can store 1TB Data on a 1GB Flash Drive.....!!!

And he can make the flash drive with just his bare hands and some sand.

 

[Neo-N]

John Abraham on his Hayabusa & Rajnikant on his Atlas Cycle decided to race......

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Guess Who came first.....

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John Abraham...... Coz SLOW & STEADY, Wins the Race!!!

 

[abhaybhegde]

Rajni can jailbreak PS4 and yell out loudly .. "jujubhi "

 

[jeffrain123]

Once rajnikanth was having sex in a truck and one sperm fell on the floor.
9 months later...
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Optimus prime was born!!

 

[dark.lord.rules]

Once rajnikanth was having sex in a truck and one sperm fell on the floor.

9 months later...

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Optimus prime was born!!

Rofl .. niec one :rofl:

 

[malhotraraul]

superman, batman & Robin, cat women, iron man, captain America, wonder woman, the fantastic four, the x-men & every damn super hero (male & female) decided to meet RAJNIKANT !!!!

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IT WAS GURU POORNIMA !!!

 

[techno_guy]

Once Rajnikant donated his blood to a weak and thin child and that child grew up to become

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The great indian Khali

Also he donated some of his property to a very poor kid who is now the owner of Microsoft