Rate the Last Movie You Saw...

[Bluffmaster]

btw how many days its gonna be ?? 1 , 2 , 10 , forever , ip ban ??

 

[Bluffmaster]

Once again i m ****ing sorry for ruining this ****ing thread .... but its my ****ing mood ... it gets ****ed up sometimes !!

Sorry again

 

[Bluffmaster]

Okay here's a PJ for u guyz ... Njoy

ravan ne sita ko churaya.

hanumaan ne sita ko khoja

ram sita ko ghar vaapas laya

batao vastav mein hero kaun???????????????????????

Answer: sanjay dutt

 

[Bluffmaster]

One more

ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?

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."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

 

[Striker10]

300 - 8.5/10 :hap2:

 

[Bluffmaster]

do sardarji chess khelte hai..........

tisra aaya aur bola "challo team team khele"

pehele do sardarji bole "partner dhoond ke la"

 

[Bluffmaster]

wat is opp of achaar?

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onion

ab pucho sir kaise?

achaar=pickle=pee-kal

opp of peekal=pee-aaj=onion!!!

 

[Bluffmaster]

vo kaunsi chiz hai jinke pas hai vo ungli me pakad hialte hai aur jinke pas nahi vo andar dalke hilate hai?

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"TOOTHBRUSH'

 

[Bluffmaster]

hw do marwadis save money on cigarettes?

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"PASSIVE SMOKING"

 

[Bluffmaster]

ek sardar library main ek librarian se kehta hai

"boss ek burger aur ek coke dena"

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librarian bolta hai

"Sir, ye library hai"

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toh sardar uske nazdeek jata hai aur

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uske kaan main kehta hai

"boss ek burger aur ek coke dena"

 

[Bluffmaster]

Q) Who was the 1st Indian woman to fly abroad?

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Ans) Sita with Ravan

 

[Bluffmaster]

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

 

[saumilsingh]

michael myers rulzz!!

Word.

And he had that uncanny ability to be exactly where he needed to be.

 

[Private Ryan]

And he had that uncanny ability to be exactly where he needed to be.

Quite true..but it never seemed fake..but all the new slasher flicks have the psycho with the knife running all around the victims..sometimes u shake ur head in dismissal..n sigh, "damn, how did he know she was hiding there..!! ".. ...afterall why are the killers always genius in their works and the victims downright stupid..

Halloween had its share of flaws( eh, really? ) but since it was the first time and is broadly considered as the father of all slasher flicks, the negatives were passable.. but what is not noteworthy is how the numerous sequels to the classic slowly turned the once classic franchise into an unpalatable potboiler... :no: Truly money n greed ruins creativity..

 

[Saiyan]

Forrest Gump 10/10, one of the best movie i have ever seen, Tom Hanks was awesome in that movie. I laughed like hell when he told "Lt. Taylor invested the money in some fruit company" :rofl:

 

[Private Ryan]

Forrest Gump 10/10, one of the best movie i have ever seen, Tom Hanks was awesome in that movie. I laughed like hell when he told "Lt. Taylor invested the money in some fruit company" :rofl:

I'll give it 11/10.. very few movies have the distinction of being witty and tragic at the same time..truly a masterpiece..Tom hanks is THE ONE!!

Most memorable lines from the movie.."Stupid is as stupid does.."
And, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." So true..hehe..

 

[sandy453]

Mungaru male (Kannada) 3/10(3 for the songs and scenery) :-
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After hearing praises from the people regarding this movie ,I decided to give it a try . The first part was ok .The second part was boring .I slept for 30 minutes in the second part .we were all laughing at the emotional and tragic scenes attracting stares from the peeps arnd us.
The scenery in film was quite good.

300 (9/10) :-
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This is one movie you should not miss.I feel the only weak part of this film is the authenticity of this story.

 

[Striker10]

300 (9/10) :-
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This is one movie you should not miss.I feel the only weak part of this film is the authenticity of this story.

you can download the 300 comic book (from torrent) and check for yourself .

 

[sandy453]

I already have that book.Dont believe what you see:tongue: .Read this.

TheStar.com - artsentertainment - Sparta? No. This is madness

 

[Striker10]

Little Miss sunshine - 6.5/10