A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed,"Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very
happy.
Even though you won't care for her as she is much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she surely deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving son,
Johana
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card which is in the center drawer of my desk.I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Regards,
Johana
It was addressed,"Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very
happy.
Even though you won't care for her as she is much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she surely deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving son,
Johana
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card which is in the center drawer of my desk.I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Regards,
Johana
