The Shair-o-Shaiyari thread

[M@crosoft]

mine is here-

Blood lene se pahle blood group jachna .....Blood donate karne se pahle blood group jachna

Lekin basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachnahyeah:

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waitin for many others

 

[2kewl]

A real bad one I got on SMS today...lol

Tujhe na thi mere pyaar ki khabar...
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Tuzhe na thi mere pyaar ki khabar...
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Spoiler

Arey Arey...Galti ho gayi...rubber la rubber :bleh:

 

[gizmoholic]

Bina Soche Usne Dil Thoda Mera...

Bina Soche Usne Dil Thoda Mera....

Aur jab woh fir pukaarte aayi, Meine bhi bol diya

Spoiler

L@\/d@ Mera !!

:cool2::cool2:

 

[salluks]

sher shayari karte karte sheesha girgaya

buddi ne aankh mamri to budha gir gaya..

 

[Darthcoder]

Ek sher sunaata hoon mujhe yaad aaya

Ek sher sunaata hoon mujhe yaad aaya

Spoiler

Apna mooh khol mujhe paad aaya

xD

 

[superczar]

^^ Long time since I literally LOLed

Thank you Darthy :lol:

 

[raksrules]

Bina Soche Tumne Dil Thoda Mera...

Bina Soche Tumne Dil Thoda Mera....

Aur jab woh fir pukaarte aayi, Meine bhi bol diya

:cool2::cool2:

Awesome Awesome...simply awesome

Guys keep the shayaris coming, It is a very very welcome break from the hectic work.

 

[trigger]

Manchester United mai khelta hai rooney!!
Manchester United mai khelta hai rooney!!

Spoiler

Acp Praduyuman Daya Se - Aakhir Chahta Kya Hai Ye KHOONEY!!!!

 

[gizmoholic]

Linkin Park ko likha meine ek letter

Wah Wah

Linkin Park ko likha meine ek letter

Wah wah

Spoiler

But In the End, it doesn't even matter !

:rofl:

 

[Nixy]

^^ :lol: :lol:

 

[Waterworld]

wah wah maja aa gaya aur aane do bhai.

 

[Aphro_EVO]

Premi ne premika ko bola tu hi meri jaan hai
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Premi ne premika ko bola tu hi meri jaan hai
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Spoiler

Kisi ko batana mat ‘Gangadhar hi Shaktiman hai’

Chunnu ne chunni ko bheja pyar ka farman
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Chunnu ne chunni ko bheja pyar ka farman
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Spoiler

Chunni boli aisi galti hui kaise, bolo ‘Sorry Shaktiman’

Dabbe pe dabba dabbe me khargosh
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Dabbe pe dabba dabbe me khargosh
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Spoiler

Shaktimaan ne Ghoosa mara Kilvish behosh

Kar de jo najro se ghayal hame uski talash hai
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Kar de jo najro se ghayal hame uski talash hai
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Spoiler

Pata hai? Shaktiman ki girlfrnd Geeta Vishwas hai!!

Shaktimaan kyu hai superman se achcha
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Shaktimaan kyu hai superman se achcha
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Spoiler

Kyuki wo nahi pahanta pant ke oopar kachcha!

 

[Gannu]

ROFL some awesome shayaris here. Keem 'em coming guys. :lol:

 

[ankxxs]

Chhoti se billi ke chhotey chottey paun

Chhoti se billi ke chhotey chottey paun

Meow Meow Meow Meow Moew Meow

Paas karey Ronaldo, Goal Karey Rooney

Paas karey Ronaldo, Goal Karey Rooney

Daya aur abhijeet Woh Raha khooni!!

Teri Yari par hamein Shaq na tha

Teri Yari par hamein Shaq na tha

Sab ne Teri M**ri Kya Hamein Haq Na tha

 

[fockerunleashed]

Another CID one :

ye haseen vaadiyan aur khula khula aakaash ~
ye haseen vaadiyan aur khula khula aakaash ~

Spoiler

My GOD Abhijeet ! EK AUR LAASH !!!

 

[2kewl]

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

Spoiler

1 is neither composite nor prime

mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

Spoiler

ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

Kal tak thee jo meri present Aaj ho gayee hai past

Kal tak thee jo meri present Aaj ho gayee hai past

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Offer valid till stocks last..

Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach

Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach

Spoiler

Asali masale sach sach

MDH.....MDH ...!

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Spoiler

Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

yun khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

yun khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

Spoiler

Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

 

[Gannu]

^Christ almost fell off my chair! :rofl:

Good ones 2kewl! :thumb:

 

[Sei]

love the CID ones

 

[gizmoholic]

Kya Mar gaye the Irfan, Yusuf aur Zaheer Khan
Kya Mar gaye the Irfan, Yusuf aur Zaheer Khan

Spoiler

Jo Sania chali Shoaib se ch*dwane Pakistan !

 

[raksrules]

^^ SOOPERR :rofl: