Mohit
Forerunner
*Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
walls..........*
*A budding poet trying his best...*
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
*Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...*
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
*Someone who had a different experience wrote,*
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
*Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.*
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
*There are also people who come in for a different
purpose..*.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
*Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......*
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
*Ministry of Environment advertisement.*
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
*On the inside of a toilet door:*
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
*And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:*
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.
walls..........*
*A budding poet trying his best...*
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
*Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...*
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
*Someone who had a different experience wrote,*
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
*Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.*
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
*There are also people who come in for a different
purpose..*.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
*Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......*
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
*Ministry of Environment advertisement.*
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
*On the inside of a toilet door:*
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
*And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:*
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.
