Toilet poems ... (MUST READ)

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Mohit

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*Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
walls..........*

*A budding poet trying his best...*

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

*Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...*

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

*Someone who had a different experience wrote,*

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

*Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.*

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

*There are also people who come in for a different
purpose..*.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come

here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

*Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......*

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

*Ministry of Environment advertisement.*

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

*On the inside of a toilet door:*

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

*And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:*

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.
 
One I found in my school toilet:-

No matter how hard you shake, the last drop will fall in your pants. :bleh:
 
mohit said:
*Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
walls..........*

Ministry of Environment advertisement.*

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

*On the inside of a toilet door:*

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

*And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:*

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.

hillarious stuff..:rofl:
 
this was written in kannada,,,not that good in english tough,,
heres the kannada version
"deshada kaiie (hand) nimma kaiie alli ide.
nimma kaiie alli enu ide ??? " :D :D
english translation
"countrys' hand is in your hand
what is there in your hand ?"
 
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