All in a day's work !!!

[m0h1t]

I was jus chilling with a few friends earlier today and this is what happened..

Guy1(Me), Guy2, Guy3, Gal1, Gal2 present.

Guy2: Okay just remembered a joke.
Everyone: sure, go.
Guy2:

Whenever little johnny went pee-pee, he pissed all over the pot.
Johnny's mom finally decides one day to teach him the the proper procedure.
Mom: First open the lid, call it ONE
now take it out and hold it properly and pee, Call it TWO.
Once your done, take it back and forth twice to get rid of all the extra pee, call it THREE and FOUR.​

Gal1: hehe(chuckling)
Guy2:

Mom: Put it back in and wash ur hands, FIVE.
Now one day mom comes to find johnny in the bathroom saying THREE-FOUR THREE-FOUR THREE-FOUR THREE-FOUR.... (goes on with the joke)​

Guy1(Me): Stops listening after losing interest..
Gal2: (Looks confused after the joke is over), approaches Gal1 and whispers something.
Gal1: (moves to the side with Gal2) tries to explain to her in a very low voice.
Guy1+Guy2+Guy3 : start to notice both the gals.
Gal1 (After a while.. Making a ring shaped hand gesture) Ohhh.. (now makes an 'O' shaped facial gesture and starts to move both her hand and mouth)

Guy1+Guy2+Guy3+Gal1 : Shit themselves laughing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[m0h1t]

why did mods del my post.. it was so funny

 

[skylark]

black eye? i doubht it, cuts via a samurai katana, more likely :rofl:

Good one!! :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Nikhil]

Sunny: so what else

Nikhil B: nothing much man

Sunny: room mate left to india

Sunny: so till jan 7, all alone in the house lol

Sunny: so i guess i can use his cycle

Nikhil B: lol

Nikhil B: your room is all yours and you can think only of using his cycle?

Sunny: my room was always mine

Sunny: its a 2bhk beeg house

Sunny: one full room is mine

Sunny: with a double spring bed

Nikhil B: ok, and all you can think of is using his cycle?

Sunny: naughty bugger

The adventures of Chunnyboi in S'pore. Or rather, waster opportunities.

 

[Darthcoder]

^^ SO says the bugger who went to Holland and came back with nothing "Lost" :|.

 

[SunnyBoi]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: wasnt that bang kok?

 

[Saiyan]

The adventures of Chunnyboi in S'pore. Or rather, waster opportunities.

Knowing you, i wonder what you would have done over there :lol:

 

[greenhorn]

i wonder where bunnyboi was , considering the chix had pillows :O

 

[Nikhil]

^^ SO says the bugger who went to Holland and came back with nothing "Lost" :|.

I didnt go to Holland.

@Bunnysoi -- Bangkok was a business trip. NO time for anything

 

[TheMask]

^ Amsterdam?

 

[Nikhil]

^ Amsterdam?

I didnt go there

Maybe next time

 

[Switch]

Knowing you, i wonder what you would have done over there :lol:

Look who's talking ^o

 

[Saiyan]

Look who's talking ^o

I'd have done the same .

 

[TheMask]

^ wonder is what u wud've done or wonder is what u wud wonder to have done?

 

[ultra vires]

Letz get the thread rolling for 2009

An extract from this thread : http://www.techenclave.com/general-talk/how-much-is-maintenance-german-shepherd-127244.html

Whao... thats a neat Idea. I'll get a b1tch and breed her so that I can sell her kids for a moolah.

Btw... how many months does it take for a dog to give birth?

You will breed her ?

I'll get her pregnant, whats the difference?

This is actually an awesome idea.

 

[medpal]

looks like Bluffy is still in hangover of the cocktail party :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Crazy_Eddy]

What happens when you don't have ad-block running :

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[viralbug]

omg lol :rofl:

nice ad on a tech site.

 

[chiron]

Been watching flight of the conchords nowadays and ended up coming across this;

YouTube - There's a Floppy Disk on the Floor (Original Song)

 

[SharekhaN]

[Cm1] Garav: hmmm my sanwich is fail i think

[Cm1] Garav: lol

[Cm1] Kakarot: Why

[Cm1] Kakarot: ?

[Cm1] Garav: peanut butter and jam dont go together very well

[Cm1] Kakarot: you said it.