Anna Hazare's fast against corruption

Status
Not open for further replies.
chiron said:
Regardless of charges, I think its easier to build a case against such an instance rather than one where someone is being accused of demanding bribes. Plus I think the charges could be fairly serious when the amount can go in the thousands and anyone could say that the officer was simply pocketing the money by fabricating papers I guess there is no point in debating specifics, we'll just have to wait and see what the govt comes up with now.
Click to expand...
Understand but its a borderline frivolous charge and its up to the defense to make their case. If corners have to be cut then it indicates a bottleneck elsewhere, maybe this will spur corrective actions to be taken.

Am willing to roll the dice for now :)
 
Sorry, couldn't resist posting it here:

New Delhi. After almost four decades of severe constipation on the issue, the parliament today passed a historic loose motion on tackling corruption with a thumping majority. Shit flew all around and ultimately hit the roof, as MPs cutting across party lines came together to throw up some monumental bullshit on how to remove corruption and make India a republic of honest officials and inspiring leaders.

“It feels awesome!” said a Lol Sabha member belonging to the ruling coalition as he caressed his stomach that felt much lighter after hours of passing shit, “We are willing to repeat the process once again if the citizens are not satisfied with the outcome.”

A rule book on bullshitting was given to the MPs before the debate on the motion started

The loose motion was introduced in the lower abdomen house of the parliament by an opposition MP, who argued that if the parliamentarians didn’t pass any shit, the citizens of the country would continue to support any bullshit offered by the civil society as the alternative to fight corruption.

The motion was soon accepted by the house and every member enthusiastically waited for his or her turn to crap on corruption. Some of the members appeared high on laxatives and couldn’t wait for their turn, which caused massive inconvenience to the speaker.

“Baith jaaiye, baith ke kariye,” speaker of the Lol Sabha had to request to overenthusiastic MPs, who appeared hell bent on passing shit on corruption.

Shit hit the roof when a “young” member of Lol Sabha, with royal blood in his veins, stood up to lecture on the best practices of taking a dump that must be followed by everyone.

“What crap! Whatever he was saying has been written there on the walls of Sulabh Shauchalaya for ages now, but who follows them?” an opposition MP explained why there was a massive outflow of shit at that point of time.

Things cooled down later as everyone got a chance to bullshit on corruption. Towards the end of the day, the loose motion was adopted by the parliament by a thumping majority with a voice vote, although it was not clear where the voice was coming from.

“It was our inner voice of course, we are serious about fighting corruption,” an MP told Faking News.
Click to expand...

Parliament passes loose motion on corruption with majority | Faking News

“Baith jaaiye, baith ke kariye,” lol! :rofl:
 
Emperor said:
Just curious to know why most of- ANTI- India Against Corruption Voice- from SOUTH?
Click to expand...

Probably because of better literacy rate, they actually read the newspapers and understand the issue.

Maybe because they are less retarded down south.
 
am still curious why did the american govt ask the indian government not to disrupt processions , such a strange thing from usa , did kejriwal and co have higher connections in the american government?
 
NinByChoice said:
Probably because of better literacy rate, they actually read the newspapers and understand the issue.

Maybe because they are less retarded down south.
Click to expand...

Not exclusive to south anymore.(Actually it never was, it was illusion created by Kerala stats which has had almost perfect literacy record for long time.) Kerala maintains the top position, most of other current top states are from Noth East, North and west region when it comes to literacy.
 
kippu said:
am still curious why did the american govt ask the indian government not to disrupt processions , such a strange thing from usa , did kejriwal and co have higher connections in the american government?
Click to expand...
PIO's

Nobody loves India more than those that don't live here anymore.
 
/me puts on conspiracy hat on ...

american corporations lose out on the defense contracts to french ... start anti corruption protest and pass the bill, get those contracts back on .... conspiracy hat off /

:D
 
Shripad said:
Not exclusive to south anymore.(Actually it never was, it was illusion created by Kerala stats which has had almost perfect literacy record for long time.) Kerala maintains the top position, most of other current top states are from Noth East, North and west region when it comes to literacy.
Click to expand...

True, I agree its not exclusive to south any more. Having 1-2 small north states in the top doesnt make it better.

The retard states are MadhyaPradesh, Rajasthan, Chattisgarh, UttarPradesh, Jharkhand and Bihar. These states lag behind in every possible metric.

Unsurprisingly these states are also the ones reproducing like bunnies. About 3.5-4 kids/woman on average. Havent they heard of sustainable population growth? Create trouble during day. Creating more trouble during night.
 
kippu said:
/me puts on conspiracy hat on ...
american corporations lose out on the defense contracts to french ... start anti corruption protest and pass the bill, get those contracts back on .... conspiracy hat off /

:D
Click to expand...
Closest i see to fit this would be the MMRCA contract, it was around Feb this year where we decided to go with the French. Got nothing to do with corruption, the t-o-t terms were much better with them than with the US. But thats like just 1 project. We gave the US pretty good business when Obama came calling last anyway about $10 Billion worth. Boeing got the contract for surveillance aircraft that was worth $4 billion. There's the nuke reactors to get in the pipeline eventually.

Its not really a big deal. We plan to blow $100 billion this decade on upgrades and acquisitions so if the Americans want a piece of that then let them compete like everybody else. In any case given the way things are going in the neighbourhood we're looking to deepen our relationship with them in the forseeable future, we want to be more than just a customer.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom