Encounter with Noobs !!!!

ronit said:
Lols...if its possible :O then i'm waiting for a dedicated symbian & android towers. Less network congestion & pro connectivity.
Hope your uncle didnt asked that on ivr/cc.:rofl:
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Wouldn't matter much as CC guys are ought to be dumbest, they would have put him on Hold and start searching for that information!!
P.S- No offense to anyone :hap5:
 
This reminds me of Vodafone cc, once I had problem accessing gprs on my phone, so called them up.

After lot of useless suggestions the cc asked me if I had removed my SIM from the phone, which unfortunately I did that before calling them to check if the issue is with the device or not.

Hearing which he gave me a fantastic solution that for gprs to work I need to send an sms to 52586 with 'WWW' every-time I remove and reinsert the SIM to my phone :( , although I tried a lot to explain him the APN settings just won't vanish if the sim is reinserted, and they were same as what it was in working condition.
 
A bit OT but there are no likes in the earlier pages of this thread. Is this because the Like system wasn't introduced in TE at that time?
 
Hehe. I too did not know how to rep until my 300th post, when I noticed the little star at the bottom left corner of every post, which is the rep button :p
 
Cant really say noobish but had a good laugh out of it.

Currently down with fever and cold, had gone to the hospital on thursday to get medicines and a cert to give at the office

After Diagnosis

Me : Can I have the medical certificate

Female Doc : Sure, your name?

Me : Priyank.

Female Doc : * Jots down Priya Rai

Me : Err.... Its Priyank.

Female Doc : Oh sorry, let me correct that. *correct the name

Female Doc : * fills all the other info like dates and stuff and asks "What are you suffering from?"

Me : :S......... Whatever you just diagonized.

Female Doc : *facepalms*, *Headbutts the desk*, "Why am I asking you........."

:p
 
I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY ABOUT MY S2 FEATURES:cool2: WHEN I TLD HIM I NEED SOME KIND OF INTERNET CONNECTION TO GO ONLINE LIKE GPRS,3G
HE TELLS ME ARE U MAD?? Y DO U NEED THOSE CONNECTIONS U GOT WIFI WHICH CAN CONNECT DIRECTLY AND U CAN SURF DIRECTLY,
THEN I TOLD HIM THERE IS NO WIFI SIGNAL HERE AND HE SAYS ARRE U GOT INTERNET IN YOUR PHONE WIFI IS INTERNET:eek:hyeah: U DONT NEED GPRS,3G,OR BB TO CONNECT JUST ON YOUR WIFI AND YOU CAN SURF THE NET:rofl:
THAT TIME I WAS SPEECHLESS AND THOUGHT IM EXPLAIN S2 FEATURES TO A GUY WHO DOESNT KNOW WIFI IS NOT INTERNET:huh:
 
abt a yr ago i went to buy gigabyte 785gm us2h and 5770 ddr5 ... the shop keeper was reluctant to give me that combo and started arguing with me that a ddr5 gpu doesnt work on a ddr2 mobo .. i finally convinced him that it will work !!!
 
This happened ~1.5 year back, happened @ Mahavir, i think, in LR. The guy there was pushing a customer to get a nvidia 2xx instead of a 4xx saying 2xx consumes lesser power than the 4xx series. also told to stay away from the amd 5xxx series saying something about DX10.1 best. :rofl:
 
ultimabasher said:
Cant really say noobish but had a good laugh out of it.

Currently down with fever and cold, had gone to the hospital on thursday to get medicines and a cert to give at the office

After Diagnosis

Me : Can I have the medical certificate

Female Doc : Sure, your name?

Me : Priyank.

Female Doc : * Jots down Priya Rai

Me : Err.... Its Priyank.

Female Doc : Oh sorry, let me correct that. *correct the name

Female Doc : * fills all the other info like dates and stuff and asks "What are you suffering from?"

Me : :S......... Whatever you just diagonized.

Female Doc : *facepalms*, *Headbutts the desk*, "Why am I asking you........."

:p
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She was hitting on you...also sounds like the conversation in a porno.
 
ultimabasher said:
Cant really say noobish but had a good laugh out of it.

Currently down with fever and cold, had gone to the hospital on thursday to get medicines and a cert to give at the office

After Diagnosis

Me : Can I have the medical certificate

Female Doc : Sure, your name?

Me : Priyank.

Female Doc : * Jots down Priya Rai

Me : Err.... Its Priyank.

Female Doc : Oh sorry, let me correct that. *correct the name

Female Doc : * fills all the other info like dates and stuff and asks "What are you suffering from?"

Me : :S......... Whatever you just diagonized.

Female Doc : *facepalms*, *Headbutts the desk*, "Why am I asking you........."

:p
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it seems you were daydreaming maybe a doctor adventures with priya rai :p
 
letmein said:
She was hitting on you...also sounds like the conversation in a porno.
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Thanks, now to get the location of the doc. Lets see.....

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it seems you were daydreaming maybe a doctor adventures with priya rai :p
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What is it with people not understanding that Graphics RAM is not as relevant to the performance as the GPU.

recent conversation:
Friend: I bought a VAIO, which good games can I play on it
Me: Whats the config
Friend: i7,6GB RAM,2GB Graphics...
Me: Which Graphics card?
Friend : The 2GB one
Me: I mean, which GPU specifically
Friend: I dont know all that stuff. 2GB was the best one available, so I took that one
Logic from Another friend:
Onboard graphics takes memory from RAM, so his i5 with 8GB RAM (onboard graphics) has better graphics than my i5 with 4GB + ATI 5770
 
Kind of OT, but still,

Context: I'm in final year CSE, in class deciding which companies to sit for in campus placements

Discussion reaches SAP Labs

A guy states: No, I wont sit for that company, its all technical work

half of us look at him with a WTF expression, wondering why he took engineering at all
 
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