How can I move to Russia ?

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Could you make a [GO] for Stolichnaya Elit & Stolichnaya 100 proof once you get there? :)
 
These days Neo-nazi and white supremacist groups are in rise at Russia.Lots of colored people (especially of Asian origin) getting attacked/killed by these skinheads. The situation is much worser than what's happening to our people in Australia. Think about this before moving.
 
mail order a russian girlfriend. you'll get moved to russia automatically.
amol_cool said:
WTF is happening to TE. Why people here want to move out of India suddenly? :S
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broadband speeds suck here. :|
 
Goto Goa, Ask for a russian prost with valid russian citizenship. Do contract marriage in front of two witnesses. Goto russia via plane, take the girl along.

- You will get what you wanted: Russian citizenship :)

- She will get what she could only dream of: End of prostitution and Start of a New clean life at Home country :)

PS: Beware of the pimp, dont let him know.
 
^ :P That was just knowledge, not experience. Moreover, i hate prostitution, so it would be awesome if the OP follows my advice :) You see, im more interested in result #2.
 
^ what if it happens like in that aamir khan flick. dude gets drugged and s**t.

then no clothes, russia or babe. :rofl:
 
Btw guys If you know or not.. But in Russia you won't get the citizenship even if you marry a Russian.. their Gvot. has made this rule long time back (I read in the newspaper like 3-4 years back or maybe more) .. so you got to get some other solution :P
 
sato1986 said:
Goto Goa, Ask for a russian prost with valid russian citizenship. Do contract marriage in front of two witnesses. Goto russia via plane, take the girl along.

- You will get what you wanted: Russian citizenship :)
- She will get what she could only dream of: End of prostitution and Start of a New clean life at Home country :)

PS: Beware of the pimp, dont let him know.
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omg!!! couldnt stop :rofl: lolllllll
 
marry one of them russian dames.

But Russia is a very very racist country, so you gotta take that into consideration. Those damned skinheads are everywhere.
 
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