Most absurd thing you have written in your Answer Paper

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What is the most absurd thing you have written in your exam answer paper ??

Although mine is not absurd but i wrote the same answer twice for two different questions just for the sake of writing it so as to get at least some marks for that 10 mark question rather than leaving it blank. This i did in engineering :ohyeah:
 
During my engineering, one of the guy in my class wrote the story of Alaipayuthey (Saathiya in hindi) for a 10 mark question (internal tests)

he was given about 7 or 8 marks for that :rofl:
 
I wrote about Intercourse in full blown graphic details in my Biology paper in school final exams (Internal)... The question was.. How is embryo formed..:P

It was in 10th grade...:rofl:
 
i wrote Nirvana - smells like teen spirit

the whole song in two of my engg exams.

i was sure that i was going to flunk anyways :P :ashamed:

HailStonE said:
I wrote about Intercourse in full blown graphic details in my Biology paper in school final exams (Internal)... The question was.. How is embryo formed..:P

It was in 10th grade...:rofl:
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i did that in HSC biology paper..they asked about male reproduction... i wrote about both male and female... a 6 page essay :P
 
i always knew my answers,

never wrote anything absurd at all :P

never ever

i just used to legnthen the answer which i was writing by repeating a few lines here n there to get good marks , which always worked :P
 
in one hindi essay on diwali , i was writing on bad apspects like ppl drinking and gambling , so wrote something like this that drinking liquor is bad for health as amitabh bacchan has said "daru peene se liver kharab ho jata hain"
:)
 
During the internal tests, one of my friends used to frequently write, in big bold letters, "I"VE NOT STUDIED FOR THIS EXAM. WILL STUDY HARD NEXT TIME. SORRY!" :D
 
hmm...

Nothing too weird, but at the end of very tough Maths 3 university paper I wrote "DO not fail me"

Got 40 dot :P
 
I remember that many a times in Maths especially Geometry, i used to write all crap in between the Proof and and the end the EPIC LINE

Thus,
LHS = RHS
 
raksrules said:
I remember that many a times in Maths especially Geometry, i used to write all crap in between the Proof and and the end the EPIC LINE

Thus,
LHS = RHS
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Me too. :P

Shripad said:
t the end of very tough Maths 3 university paper I wrote "DO not fail me"

Got 40 dot :P
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Darn, should have tried that. :ashamed:
 
When I was in college (FYJC), I was too bored in math test for second-semester unit test. Since second unit tests were not considered much important as those barely added anything good in overall academic performance-sheet I had not done my studies or anything much.

So the whole math paper was one long comic book strip where I solved the problems with visuals, cartoon characters and story-based. At first I was just killing time, but later I got so engrossed in the drawing that I "ACTUALLY" solved few problems using visuals. I knew that I was not going to get me any marks, even though the procedure and results were correct... but I wasn't shooting for marks anyways.

I'm dead sure, the professor who would be working on those answer-sheets must have fallen off his chair after seeing mine. It was also probably the thickest of answer sheet (I used no less than extra 9 attachments). I really wished I could get my answer sheet back though, it would have made a fine collection or at least a mail forward. :P
 
^Well i actually solved a juniors answer in my ENGLISH paper itself by mistake. I had nearly finished my paper, and this junior sitting besides me asked for a solution for a MATHS problem. So i solved it on my sheet, did not remember to cut it off. When i got my answer sheet back, i got the highest score, but had 2 marks deducted and teh teacher had encircled the math prob :P
 
MohitPreet said:
i always knew my answers,

never wrote anything absurd at all :P

never ever

i just used to legnthen the answer which i was writing by repeating a few lines here n there to get good marks , which always worked :P
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Same with me. I used to write precise and to the point answers in the first two years of my Engg exams and that got me only 70% each year, For the third year, I tried lengthening the answers (though no nonsense) and took lot of additional's for each paper. Each of my papers were about 52~60 pages in length. (12 page main answer sheet and 10~12 additionals of 4 pages each). I had a swelling on my right hand joint that took 2 weeks to heal after the exams, but it did get me 84% :rofl:
 
My Engg exam Rule:

The marks that you get is directly proportional to the cumulative weight of your answer sheets and inversely proportional to the accuracy of your answers

:lol:
 
Shripad said:
hmm...

Nothing too weird, but at the end of very tough Maths 3 university paper I wrote "DO not fail me"

Got 40 dot :P
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Man I should have tried that, I have to give my maths 3 again. :ashamed:

I have never written any crap stuff TBH. Either I know and write or else I leave it blank. :P
 
one of my professor has habit of giving surprise tests once in a while....after getting used to getting lame remarks for the answers ... i started writing the heading as "Surprised answers!!".... the remarks din change though..:rofl:
 
raksrules said:
^^ Yup i used to leave blank and then got a KT :@
Learned my lesson and started writing crap and passed :)
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Now I seriously need to try that. But I just dunno what crap to write. :P

Paper checking here in Mumbai University is CRAP. Total BS. :no:
 
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