Most absurd thing you have written in your Answer Paper

[jampack]

I don't write anything crap in paper(except my handwriting....My handwriting itself is crap :|).

It's always like.....I know all the answers, I write all paper. But, then I never score enough marks to be top in class. I think my crap(shabby) handwriting is what makes me suffer

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Same situation here. Never had a day in life when I had nothing to write for any question. But the writing has always let me down. Frnds who cheated from me used to get more marks than me for that question.

But I never blame the examiners, even I cant decipher my writing after a couple of days. hyeah:

All I could do was to improve the way I wrote my exams by being precise, so that it becomes easy to read with all important points highlighted properly.

But due to our system, that only furthur deteriorated my scores.

 

[thetechmind]

damn......you are courageous:O
how much did you got?:angel1:

dont ask :|

 

[hA1d3R]

anyone in this thread got placed or working anywhere ??

 

[Black_Hawk]

Oh well.... I've gave absurd to abstract to incorrect answers in my Math exam papers right through school... miracle I got through all the way past my Masters!!

 

[hmasalia]

awesome thread...
Been travelling since many days
Using my blackberry to long it n check irritation out...

 

[d@rK nEmEsIs]

Exams from 2morrow .

Let see if I can post something here.

 

[djmykey]

I neva crapped in any papers in my life. and I had to pay the price for it. You see I'm not particularly the writing type :bleh:

 

[riturajnitk]

During My engineering 1st Year.. In electrical Paper.. I wrote LODA instead of LOAD

 

[Black_Hawk]

Exams from 2morrow .

Let see if I can post something here.

Best of Luck dude! hyeah:

 

[SaTo]

anyone in this thread got placed or working anywhere ??

hahahha........good question!!!
Also there used to be term tests in college and the marks were supposed to be counted in term work. In one of the subject i left the whole paper blank by just writing the name on it and during the submissions, professor asked me wtf u got "0"? all were laughing......and he asked me how much i should give u in term work now,tell me.. i said sir de do kuch bhi...(as i had no hope)

Dont know how, I got 18/25 in term work and i was laughing on others who wrote those papers with 3-4 supplements and used to get only max to max 20-21 marks...:bleh:

Its all Mumbai University!!!

Lots of stories of those golden days!!!:hap2:

 

[wingmysoul]

i m doing bba so have to mug a lot of definitions from various authors. since i am lousy at mugging could never learn the definition and neither the name of the person so used to make my own author and definiton, like

according to allan mullaly management is, "..........."

i ve used plenty of made up names, some of them are:

ian fleming

robert downey

jacob cullen

have my papers from next monday so gotta think of some names

 

[roadrippersid]

You guys can never beat me i had signals and systems subject in Electronics and communication branch .I had nice average but i was hoping that i ll clear as it was a tough subject.When i saw the paper i was like not confident at al forgot what i studied also saw the paper once i thought i ll get 35 atleast...

Started writing writing something which was not the perfect answer first line was the answer to question and in between story only. same point i used to write it again and again round and round last line was conclusion this i did for most of the questions
Lastly at the end of the pages in blue book i wrote

"I will be back":bleh::bleh::tongue:

Once i had written in final semester 35+ 15 = 50 even though i had 24/25 in internals :tongue::hap2::bleh:hyeah: that inviligator thought i have 15 average and he gave me 34 :tongue::tongue: poor chap humse panga heheh:tongue::tongue:

 

[roadrippersid]

anyone in this thread got placed or working anywhere ??

yes i got placed and working :hap2:

 

[amrit_iyer]

During my final year

Q:Explain Chemical Vapour Deposition.

A: Recipe to make Sambhar.

 

[foruamit2004]

nothing interesting..just one time wrote a C++ program in plain English , many times definition of something by something else in hope for extra marks...but held the record of leaving the exam hall first throughout out my student life.

 

[raksrules]

During my final year
Q:Explain Chemical Vapour Deposition.
A: Recipe to make Sambhar.

:rofl:
I think the examiner liked the sambhar she made with the recipe an liked it so much that he/she passed you.

 

[TechHead]

:rofl:
I think the examiner liked the sambhar she made with the recipe an liked it so much that he/she passed you.

I was in KJ Somaiya as well! 2003 batch, ETRX.

We had a microwave paper in Sem 7, it was messed up. As it is, the subject wasn't taught well. As fate would have it, the supervisor was the same dude who'd taught us this subject. He got the paper, looked down, looked up and started shaking his head.

Needless to say, it didn't go down too well with the batch. Well, we tried our best.. there was a bunch of chatter all around, but some stupid geeks tried to make us shut up. Needless to say, they failed. Serves them damn well right.

Got a 42-43 in that one.

And yes, I'm placed, with a decent PG degree as well.

 

[m1h1r]

I was in my 4th standard..
Question asked in Question Paper: What would you do if your finger starts bleeding?
Actual Answer: Hold your finger under a tap with cold water or something...
My Answer: I would have taken a knife and cut my finger off.. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[mrintech]

Mere saath aisa ku nai hua kabhi?

 

[Params7]

I once seriously wrote a page full of random crap in my 9'th standard's final computer HTML paper (just one thing I didn't know in the entire paper) and the teacher was NOT amused at all...I felt bad because she was my fav teacher Maybe it just wasn't amusing enough.