Well I never used to write crap in my exam but then it lead to me getting suppli every time, still have couple to clear even after completion of my degree
In my last and final semester I wrote loads of Bull$hit in almost every exam I could and ironic thing was, I cleared all with 40+ score and 68% result. :bleh:
Here r few that I remember:
It was in Mobile Communication Paper
Q- Why GEO is preferred over other orbits and why is there no space left in it.
Wrote meaningful stuff but after that wrote crap to complete the sheets and here is the excerpt from that
A- GEO is present at very high altitude so the coverage area is big and the satellites here are not affected by Aurora Borealis as seen in Low-earth orbit satellites where Aurora Borealis screws their telemetry and it has been proved by Alan parson's Project in 1971. GEO satellites are not secure in the synchronous orbit either. The solar flares emitting from sun fry up the circuitary of these defunct bolbs and thus hepls in creating space in GEO for more satellites. As to decrease in space in GEO is contributed by America, treating GEO as its biyatch and stuffin it with its Remote sensing and MilStar satellites.
The other one was of Cryptography
Q- Transform HAPPY BIRTHDAY using Vernam Cipher.
A- HAPPY BIRTHDAY is a text message sent to all by all thus repetition of keywords is present in it if normal cryptographic methods are used. Thus we use Vernam Cipher to encrpyt it as Vernam used it himself to encrypt both his love letters and threat letters so as to prevent teh public knowledge of him being a Homo.
The basic operation involves XORing the plaintext with pseudorandom text to generate Cipher Text. Here we have HAPPY BIRTHDAY as Plain text so we take a random text of equal char count as the random text. In this case we will use PHUCK YOURSELF and apply the XOR operation.
Now XOR operation only returns a valid TRUE result when one condition is True and other is false so we take HAPPY to be false and PHUCK to be True. The XOR operation gives a true valid statement thus proving that it is HAPPY to PHUCK. Using the same Recurrence relation between the characters we will generate the Vernam cipher for the remaining characters thus resultant will be IYAMA WEINER. The resultant has decreased char count as to remove the repetition of characters in plain text.
Still have to give Discrete Mathematics and A.D.A exam so lots more crap remains to be written.
:ashamed: the trick dint work when it should had 
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hyeah:.Thanx to VTU.I took the copy of the paper and still have it with me.
