I guess now its time for :
Viru to go back to his restaurant..or open a hair cutting saloon as he hasnt got any left..
Sachin to get another tennis elbow and tennis knee and tennis ankle..gawd, he'll do gr8 in tennis..(as Sania's protege)
Saurav to go back to hibernation and probably shout for India (HOO HAA) from Howrah bridge..
Rahul to build cement walls..i just hope it doesnt crumble like THE 'ORIGINAL' WALL..
Yuvraj to carry Kim Sharma's vanity case to her shooting.. it'll help him relax a bit as there arent many movies coming Kim's way... "Yeh hamare Yuvi ke liye.."
Dhoni bhai to become a real bike salesman in Ranchi.. "Angootha lagaake..!!"
Harbhajan to voluntarily apply for demotion to Hawaldar from DSP post he holds for free with Punjab Police.
Robin Utthappa to give Live catch practice to opposition fielders.
Zaheer Bhai to open up a training school to teach the benefits of "Innings extras" (apparently for the opposition..)
Agarkar to write a book on "1000 ways to get reselected into the team"..
And there you go..we have the whole lot vacancies into our national team!!
Time to pick up some more morons to go their seniors' way....
LONG LIVE THE GREAT INDIAN CRICKET SHOW.. Your potpourris are more intriguing than EKTA KAPOOR'S best efforts...!!