The Best and Worst Ads this Cricket Season
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Most of the Bollywood men doing advertisements these days are EPIC fail. Recall the list -- they are over doing it, OR give-my-cheque-bye.
SRK = gay pansy. Actually best of the lot. Since I immediately press Q-View or get up for a smoke/washroom break/forum roundup check.
Ranbeeer = cannot act / so how can I do a tight timed commercial.
Akshay = I AM A COMEDIAN -- Please believe me, it has been 10 years and 20 flops. (I did read the script of CCTC and AReplay). I smile like a monkey when I drink/chase/dive/catapult/somersault after a soft drink.
Aamir = My wife rocks+makes conceptually directed movies which you will never understand. Also I will overdo a 30second commercial like I am doing my movies these days (painters are serious men). The dance sequence with J.Fernandez----he looks so rocking stupid. Some watch advertisement.
Saif = My smile is the winner. Who cares about my acting skills which never existed. I irritated people on 70mm, now let me do it at their home.
Salman Khan = bhai(?). What can I say.
Abhi Bachan = This is time pass OR a passion for me. Even I do not know. So the quality is guaranteed [not]. My half beard is like Don Johnson / Bruce Willis (in their hay-days). Wife+dad are the bread winners [still]. Sirjeeeee......[buy a foam covered remote control -- to hurl at the screen]
Big B. = 90% of the equipment/products/services I endorse, I would not touch with a 10' barge-pole. You should though. Rest 10% -- Navratana oil is good.
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How could I forget...
H.Roshan = 'Kites' is pasta, not biryani. Post Guzaarish, I am selling anything which is between 'biscuits to bikes' to biryani eaters.
SRK = gay pansy. Actually best of the lot. Since I immediately press Q-View or get up for a smoke/washroom break/forum roundup check.
Ranbeeer = cannot act / so how can I do a tight timed commercial.
Akshay = I AM A COMEDIAN -- Please believe me, it has been 10 years and 20 flops. (I did read the script of CCTC and AReplay). I smile like a monkey when I drink/chase/dive/catapult/somersault after a soft drink.
Aamir = My wife rocks+makes conceptually directed movies which you will never understand. Also I will overdo a 30second commercial like I am doing my movies these days (painters are serious men). The dance sequence with J.Fernandez----he looks so rocking stupid. Some watch advertisement.
Saif = My smile is the winner. Who cares about my acting skills which never existed. I irritated people on 70mm, now let me do it at their home.
Salman Khan = bhai(?). What can I say.
Abhi Bachan = This is time pass OR a passion for me. Even I do not know. So the quality is guaranteed [not]. My half beard is like Don Johnson / Bruce Willis (in their hay-days). Wife+dad are the bread winners [still]. Sirjeeeee......[buy a foam covered remote control -- to hurl at the screen]
Big B. = 90% of the equipment/products/services I endorse, I would not touch with a 10' barge-pole. You should though. Rest 10% -- Navratana oil is good.
Edit:
How could I forget...
H.Roshan = 'Kites' is pasta, not biryani. Post Guzaarish, I am selling anything which is between 'biscuits to bikes' to biryani eaters.
boogeyman
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LOL! :rofl:asingh said:
This is what I meant when I said in OP that "reading people rant is funny"
Adding to the list:
Hrithik: I will try to be so over cool in every ad I do that I dont care if I appear as a monkey dancing.
Amitabh: Give me money. More and more.... and then some more
Let's not forget the ladies
Kareena: Ooo... Look at me. I weigh a feather and I can get all these gadgets that you can never have
Deepika: You never gave me attention. Now that I'm shaking things that I should(n't), please watch me now. 
boogeyman
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Yea I was doing that, but I got distracted with the bollywood bashingavi said:Doctorji she doesn't even have those things, just like Poonam Pandey :rofl:
@boogey - dude now post sucking ads of ranbir ! and thanks for updating the OP
. Updated now. Cant find the i10 test drive one. Will update the OP once I do
boogeyman
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OMG she is soooo hot :drool2:raksrules said:I really like the Airtel 3G Ad where the captain makes a video call to his wife. Like the ad since the concept of talking through the window was very good and the girl is hot
Airtel team knows how to pick them
. Remember the street dancer one?NinByChoice
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raksrules
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The best part in that ad is the way she swirls her hair from one side to another.boogeyman said:OMG she is soooo hot :drool2:
Airtel team knows how to pick them
Btw she is Aditi Rao Hydari and she was in the movie Yeh saali zindagi and also in Delhi 6.
don't forget the m-seal and feviquick ads by the fat mat, its just irritating to watch a man sneaking in and breaking thinks and in the end giving the feviquick / m-seal. he needs to be beated, hands & legs broken with the same reply chutki mein chipkaye feviquick
the earlier feviquick ad of a man catching fish with feviquick was really good compared to the recent one, they need to be creative. I think the earlier one was made by piyush pandey. don't know who's idea is the recent one.
the earlier feviquick ad of a man catching fish with feviquick was really good compared to the recent one, they need to be creative. I think the earlier one was made by piyush pandey. don't know who's idea is the recent one.
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