The Poor Jokes Thread

Re: HumouR..... :)

There were two frnds Jo and Wo.
One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died.

Why?
Because Jo dar gya, Wo mar gya ...:bleh:
 
Re: HumouR..... :)

Deadly programming PJ:

Which bollywood movie is an example of a recurcive function?

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Karthik Calling Karthik

here's another one:

Dur se dekha to books thi...

Dur se dekha to books thi....

To pas jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota!!
 
Re: HumouR..... :)

Why was arthas spotted near a Mcdonalds last wednesday night??
Cause FROSTMOURNE HUNGERZZZZZZSSSZZZZ

Oooh another one!

Q) What works well for a man but is meant for a woman?!?!?

A) The back of your hand!

/roar
 
Engineers Vs Doctors!!
All engineers are gonna like this one?????.

Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, so don't mess with Engineers. :eek:hyeah:
 
Re: joke time !!

Yeah...got one here

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers, his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab". So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab back to the airport.

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a bl*wj*b on the way?"

"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "OK" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.
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Re: joke time !!

Written in the Boys Toilet:

Code: 
Aap ka Bhavishya Aap ke haath mein hai!!

Written in Girls Toilet:

Code: 
Apne Bhavishya ke saath ungli na kare !!

:p
 
Yun Khamosh rehkar tadpogi kab tak......

Yun Khamosh rehkar tadpogi kab tak......
Cameraman Praful ke saath Deepak chaurasia - Aaj Tak
 
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