The Shair-o-Shaiyari thread

chill guys...^o

be back on shaiyaris:D
annoying one-

teri kaali ankhiyon se jind meri jaage......teri kaali ankhiyon se jind meri jaage

ee kutte kamine haramzade:angel1:
 
My post was in jest, didnt mean to offend anyone. I was merely contributing to the Shaiyaris.

Aphro_EVO said:
Fyi 2 I am afraid I didn't know this rule, we have freedom of speech though

You can read the rules here. Under the "General Guidelines" section there is a rule which Im quoting here.

Rules said:
Anything and everything in these forums must be posted in English only. Otherwise the content will be deleted. You'll just be wasting your time.

I think minor violations are usually ok if they add value to the post. The rest is up to the mods.
 
^^

Sorry to misunderstand your post NinByChoice. If it was meant in jest, so be it, moderators can decide what deems fit. Sorry.

Will not be commenting anymore on quality not pertinent to the thread.
 
Kabhi hai inkar..

Kabhi hai ikrar..

Kabhi hai inkar..

Kabhi hai ikrar..

Pudhil station virar..
agla station virar..
next station virar.:tongue:
 
bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai ...

bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai

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Abhijeet ye utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai !!!

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Kutte ko dekhkar mai dar gaya ...

kutte ko dekhkar mai dar daya

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ACP ne kaha "Oh my god! Daya, ye toh mar gaya" !

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Lagta hai Rajasthan Royals is baar fir haregi ...

lagta hai rajasthan royals is baar fir haregi

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Fredricks kehta hai"Daya, lagta hai meri biwi mujhe fir maregi" !

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Doctor ki shayari:
Jis hospital ke hum doctor hai, hamari patni wahan ki nurse hai,
kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hai, apni hi patni ko sister kehna padta hai..
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Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gham diye...
Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gham diye...

Aur hum aasani se baith sake, isliye bhagwaan ne hame BUM diye :eek:hyeah:
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Yun khamosh rahke tadpaoge kab tak..
Yun khamosh rahke tadpaoge kab tak..

Cameraman Praful ke saath, Deepak chaurasiya, Aaj tak :)

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Pyaar bhara sher:
Jab yaad teri ati hai, hum sandas me baithke ro lete hain,
Jab dabba ansuoon se bhar jaye, hum usse dho lete hain.:eek:hyeah:
 
Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre...

Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre...

ACP Pradyuman - pata lagao Daya, ghatiya CID shayari ka kaun hai shayar!
 
Supreme court mein hoti hai sabse badi adalat..

Supreme court mein hoti hai sabse badi adalat..

Phir ek baar bala tal gayi, Powerpuff girls ke badaulat...

Tune mera dil toda, maine kiya shout..

Tune mera dil toda, maine kiya shout..

In pin safety pin, in pin out.. Khelna hai toh khelo varna get out.

Daya ke dar se khooni ne darwaza khula hi **** diya

Daya ke dar se khooni ne darwaza khula hi **** diya

Daya bhi chalak tha, vapis kadi laga kar darwaza tod diya.

Bar bar pad ke mujhe chapter ratt gaya

Bar bar pad ke mujhe chapter ratt gaya

Tarika ko patate patate abhijeet se salunkhe pat gaya

Marne se pehle hi usne apni kabar khod di

Marne se pehle hi usne apni kabar khod di

ACP ne kaha, "Is case ne toh dimag ki maa ch*d di" :p

:p :rofl:

Keep em coming guys :D
 
Tailor hamesha kapda hi silega

Tailor hamesha kapda hi silega

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega!

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Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja

Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja

Daya bola Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza!

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Mar gaya sher jisne burger khaya tha

Mar gaya sher jisne burger khaya tha

Toota mile darwaza toh samajhna Daya aaya tha!
 
Bari Barsi Khatan Gya si , Khat Khat ke Leandi Rajai Rajai Rajai , Burra tuhada thand che Marda - Tusi KUTE nu dinde Rajai Rajai Rajai ....
 
CID SPECIAL :

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....

Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....

Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….

Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….

Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....

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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J

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[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!

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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan

Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan

Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..

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phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Dr salukhe kya postmortem report aa gai...

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OK ONE ON ABHIJEET :p

Amma ji ne jise sataya wo meri wife SIYA hai.

Abhijeet ne kaha hume sab pata hai, aakhir humne bhi payaar kiya hai.

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Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

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meray naseeb mein aye dost ............ tera payar nahein

Acp bola , mujhay iss mujrim k baat pay aetbaar nahein

Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

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"Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro"
* Paani se khelo.... Aag se na khelo........
Paani se khelo.....Aag se na khelo....
ABHIJEET ISKE FINGER PRINTS LELO...!

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* Ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle..... toh ungli mod do.....
waah waah waah
Ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle... toh ungli mod do........
DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO....

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ACP:Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai,
Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai,
Oh my god daya yahan pe ek laash hai..
Ajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai,
Ajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai,
Dr.Salunkhe ne bataya mout ka karan zeher hai.

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Killer shayari of CID :

Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai...
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ClapClap

Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai...
Abhijeet ne kaha...Daal mein kuch kala hai...!!!

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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai...

ClapClap
Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai...

ACP ne kaha - DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai........!!!
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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye...
kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye...
Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha - "Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye....!!!

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Jab tak rahega french fries mein aloo.....

jab tak rahega french fries mein aloo.......
Tab tak rahega SONY pe CID Chaloo....!!!!
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Hum to tumhare saamne hai , kya dekhte ho idhar udhar...
Hum to tumhare saamne hai ,kya dekhte ho idhar udhar...
" Mujhe wo khooni chaahiye Abhijeet... Kisi bhi keemat par...!!!"

Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho...Waah waah..
Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho...Waah waah..
ACP pradyuman ne kaha Socho Daya Socho....!! LOL
Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf ...
Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf ...
Daya tum is taraf jao aur Abhijeet tum us taraf...!
Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai....
Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai...
Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola..."Daya,Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?"
Is desh k raste kharab hai....hume achche road do...
Is desh k raste kharab hai....hume achche road do...
Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..
Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..
Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh
Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT...!!!

Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo
Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar
Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi
Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi

Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gaie?

1 Mara hua aadmi ghar se gayab hua
KAISE?
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Jaanne e liye dekhiye CID friday raat 10 baje!

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain
Abhijeet, daal main kuch na kuch kaala hai

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Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye..... wahh wahh
Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet.... khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye....!!

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......
Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......

Abhijeet ne kaha--- Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!! Wink
Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign......ahaaa ahaa
Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign....

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha... tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn...?
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usko apne pyaar ka izhar karu kaise...
usko apne pyaar la izhar karu kaise..
wah wah ClapClap
...DAYA pata lagao, akhir ye khoon hua kaise..!!ROFL

Deadly CID shayari :
Arz kiya hai :
A for Apple, B for Banana...wah wah..
A for Apple, B for banana..
...DAYA kuch bhi ho jaye...goli mat chalana...!! LOL

Teri Hasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga..
wah wah Clap
Teri Hasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga..
...ACP ne kaha - WAHI RUKH JA...warna mein goli chala dunga...!!!! Wink

Tumhari maa ki behen teri maasi hogi...
wah
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Tumhari maa ki behen teri maasi hogi..
..Pradyuman kehta hai - " Iss gunah k liye toh ab tumhe faasi hogi...!!
Arz kiya hai :
Hum hai rahi pyaar k, Hum se kuch na boliye...Clap
Hum hai rahi pyaar k, Hum se kuch na boliye...
....ACP pradyuman ab aap hi iska raaz kholiye....!!!! LOL

Marathi mein mummy ko kehte hai "AAI" Clap Clap
Marathi mein mummy ko kehte hai "AAI"
....ACP ne kaha - DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye goli kisne chalai...!!! ROFL
Thande Thande paani se nahana chahiye...
Thande Thande paani se nahana chahiye...
...ACP ne kaha - DAYA hume uss jagah phir se jakar check karna chahiye.........!!! LOL LOL

paanch ka ek samosa, dus k do...!!
paanch ka ek samosa, dus k do....!!
...ACP bola - " Kuch toh gadbad hai, DAYA darwaza tod do...!! Wink

CID team ne sony se nata jod diya...!!
CID team ne sony se nata jod diya...!!! Clap

....jis room mein abhijeet manane walla tha apni suhag-raat
DAYA ne wohi darwaza tod diya.......!!!! ROFL

Aaj suraj ki dhoop 6.30 ko dhali hai...!! Clap Clap
Aaj suraj ki dhoop 6.30 ko dhali hai...!!

ACP ne kaha - Abhijeet, lagta hai goli yaha se chali hai...!! Wink

Dil diya hai, dard paya hai....!! wah wah Clap Clap
Dil diya hai, dard paya hai....!!

...ACP bola - ho na ho..khoon watchman ne hi kiya hai...!!! Smile Big smile

8 ghanta so jao aur pura karo rest.....!!! Clap Clap
8 ghata so jao aur pura karo rest.....!!!

....ACP pradyuman ne kaha - " U r under arrest...!! " LOL LOL

Bhagte Bhagte mujhe lagi pyaas...
wah wah Clap
Bhagte Bhagte mujhe lagi pyaas...

.....DAYA gaadi tez chalao, waqt nhi hai hamare paas....!!! Cool

Mere kamre ka fan on hai.... Clap Sleepy
wah wah..
Mere kamre ka fan on hai...

.....Abhijeet pata lagao iss hotel ka manager kaun hai...?? !!! ROFL

May k baad aayega june..... Clap Clap
wah wah ....
May k baad aayega june.....!!!

.....ACP pradyuman ne kaha - " Ye suicide nahi Daya KHOON hai KHOON......!!!

Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat
gaur farmaiye
hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat
CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.

Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao
 
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

Ye waqt nahin hai rone ka,
ye waqt hai bacha hone ka,
Uss waqt kyun nahin royi thi,
jab chipak ke mujhse soyee thi,
Aab jo kiya hai wo bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo aur karo....

teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
jab tere galo parr se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.

Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap l*nd khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...
 
1.Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai.....

Waah Waah....

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Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai.....

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Daya Revolver nikalo andar kar lo,

Ye dushman nahi apna bhai hai......

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2. Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag...

Waah Waah...

Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag.....

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Daya yahi kahi par milega koi Suraag !!!!!!

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3. Hamne apni chaddi , chat par sukhane ko rakhi thi....

Waah, kya emotion hai....

Hamne Apni Chaddi chat par sukhane rakhi thi.

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Daya, Bina laash ke waha aakhir udati kyu wo Makhkhi thi......

Priyanka chopra ki Movie Thi "WHATS YOUR RASHI".........wah wah .......... Priyanka chopra ki Movie Thi "WHATS YOUR RASHI".........wah wah ...ACP ne kaha DAYA le lo talashi .:)

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah wah
Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah Wah
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai
wah wah
Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai
wah wah
ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.
 
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,

har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,

aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,

ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.........
 
Meetha hota hai gaajar ka halwa

Gour kijiyre

Meetha hota hai gaajar ka halwa

Yahan be hoga wahan be hoga, ab toh saare jahan main hoga kya.

MERA HI JALWA.
 
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