Darthcoder said:Put your d1ck in her hand and cry.
jeffrain123 said:Have a pic of her? She hot? Long hair? Dressing style?
gforce said:lolwut?
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hotshot05 said:She isnt exactly hot, there are more hotter and sultry girls around.
She is very helpful. She gives a lot of advice and she is cute.
sunny27 said:Dating Services
Match Making Services
Relationship Advice
Baby Naming Services
And Coming Soon - Matrimonial Services
hotshot05 said:Has anybody read post #62 on page 5 of this thread?
jeffrain123 said:Chicks live their life on chatting, songs, messaging and cooking tips.....they'll always require the geek's help for troubleshooting their household gadgets......(free service in return 4 a kiss perhaps??)......
With some of the advice being dished out here, it won't be long before you have to add "breakup services" to the list.sunny27 said:nice thread!!
Techenclave : Every Sort Of Matter Here!
Dating Services
Match Making Services
Relationship Advice
Pakistan bashing Services
Baby Naming Services
And Coming Soon - Matrimonial Services
Techenclave Also is a Platform as a Technology related forum which is not that very happening and the reviews Section which is also not very happening.
we get maximum traffic in the General Talk Section
i thought we were all done with love and relationships after Valentine's Day!
sunny27 said:oh come on don't make fun of the Op!
its a big occasion when a geek gets a chick! its like finding a hidden folder full of the best software for free(poor analogy!) or finding out that there's some thing better than benchmarking an overclocked pc! anyways girls like geeks bcoz they are stable in life like their cpus!
anyways all the best to the op and may you land yourself a hottie! btw ur a bengali and bongs aren't bhery keeeeeen on laaabh effairs! i know! your maathaar weeel be bherry engry! she should learn to cook maacher jhol and bhaat aatharwise shee eeess eeen beeg traabal(trouble!)
possible dialogue when a bong guy tell's his mother about his gf
boy--ma i have a gf i love her and want to settle with her
mother---shey kee!! when deeed theees heppen? i am loooking for a bherry good bangali mey(girl) since so long! all your aunts are involved in the search too!(there are search parties in the streets of kolkata for ur elusive girl)
boy--no ma she is not a bengali and i dont want any other girl
mother--don't want any aaathaar(other) gaarl? am i boka(foolish) to saarch(search) sho haard for a gaarl.does your gaarl phrend know whaat is bangali kaalchar(bong culture) daaz(does) she know about Robi thakur(rabindranath tagore)and heees kobitas(poems) daaz she know how to make eeleesh macher jhol(hilsa fish curry) and bhaat? how can you live without everything that makes you a huge stereotype!!!
If she were a Bongo, you probably wouldn't have hesitated in going over to the next level.
hotshot05 said:Hope her family members are more like Imran Khan's mother in "Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na" rather than Naseruddin Shah(Ranjhor ke Rathod) 8)